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    Simple pleasures

    Drinking cold beer while taking a long hot shower.

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    indeed although a lesson I learned the exciting way: cans are superior to bottles for that application.
    "It is not the result that counts! It is not the result but the spirit! Not what - but how. Not what has been attained - but at what price.
    - A. Solzhenitsyn

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    My girlfriend told me to drink a beer after a hot bath.

    Problem is - I haven't finished drinking the hot bath!?

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    i like beer and a hot shower, together is great apart is acceptable as well, very proper indeed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Orphic Seth View Post
    Drinking cold beer while taking a long hot shower.
    Best after a long day on the mountain....

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    my coworker calls that a BITS

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    Drinking coffee on the shitter in the AM is kinda nice too.

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    a view from the top.

    a long satisfying run.

    a glass of good red wine w/something chocolate.

    sex in the shower.
    gotta play

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    a good dump and a magazine.
    Click. Point. Chute.

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    figures.
    gotta play

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    Farting on a plane. Sorry, but suck it up.

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    The little bacon chunk in a can of baked beans.

    A cold beer that has been sunk and chilling in the river and enjoying it after and afternoon/evening of fly fishing.

    Sunsets over the Snowy Range after the big afternoon thunder-boomers blow through in the late summer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Orphic Seth View Post
    Drinking cold beer while taking a long hot shower.
    A shit, followed by a beer and cigarette while taking a shower. That is the complete combo.
    I'm in a band. It's called "Just the Tip."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tippster View Post
    Farting on a plane. Sorry, but suck it up.

    I hate you.

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    Christ! Haven't any of you guy ever gotten a BJ while taking a hot shower and drinking a beer?
    Your dog just ate an avocado!

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    This space reserved for Maggots claiming to have gotten a BJ while taking a massive dump.
    Your dog just ate an avocado!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tippster View Post
    Drinking coffee on the shitter in the AM is kinda nice too.
    With the sports page or comics?
    Quando paramucho mi amore de felice carathon.
    Mundo paparazzi mi amore cicce verdi parasol.
    Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.


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    A good dump first thing in the morning is the best way to start the day.

    I'm going to have to try this beer in the shower.

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    Christ! Haven't any of you guy ever gotten a BJ while taking a hot shower and drinking a beer?
    This space reserved for Maggots claiming to have gotten a BJ while taking a massive dump.
    I took a dump in the shower once.


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    The first cut into a fresh piece of construction paper. Oh, yeah.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Orphic Seth View Post
    Drinking cold beer while taking a long hot shower.
    Yup, that is how I end every ski day....my wife taught me that trick!!
    Donjoy to the World!

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    One medium-rare 16 oz. ribeye fresh off the grill.

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    I always put my beers in the freezer until they just barely start to get a hint of slushiness. Drinking this ultra cold beer in a hot tub is one of my happy places.

    Of course, I drank too many once after having popped a Vicodin, combined with 103 degree tub water, passed the fuck out in the door jamb, went temporarily blind, and took my GF out like a bowling pin when she tried to catch me.

    Happy place.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bio-smear View Post
    I always put my beers in the freezer until they just barely start to get a hint of slushiness. Drinking this ultra cold beer in a hot tub is one of my happy places.
    I practice this daily.

    However my preferred method is allowing the beers to acheive the aformentioned near-frozen state naturally, outdoors.

    Unfortunately, we've had a warmer than average winter thus far and I've had to mostly settle for cold beers, not the desired near-frozen shangri-la.

    At least the hot tub's still hot and I get to drink beer in it.

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    A good blow job while doing a line of coke off a Vegas hookers ass.

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