Dog farts...

[Norcascadielady]

How come dog farts are 20 times worse in the winter time...or do I just notice them more? Dam our Dog stinks! so bad?

[mrryde]

funny you should say that, my beagle just came into my office layed down on the floor, farted, got up and left.

[skinny_kid]

It's really cold in my room right now and I could choke a maggot with these stinkers. I don't even want to think about a dog

[Nobody Famous]

Several possibilities, a dog typically sweats less in cold winter weather, so less perspiration means one less avenue for waste products to exit his system, less air movement/ventilation in a typical house in winter, and dog probably takes in less water in the winter months.

And if you feed the dog some obnoxious, foul smelling dog food with weird fillers or additives or vitamins, one more factor in all this. This last may be the one factor you can change that makes the biggest difference. I'm not opposed to the rank smelling dog foods they sell, but some of the stuff they put in them is borderline nauseating. Mostly dogs don't seem to mine, though.

[Chainsaw_Willie]

Dogs sweat?

[atomicboy]

nothing is worse than one of my dogs sbd's. It is like out of no where it permiates you like mustard gas and leaves me gasping for air. Only thing that burns my nose hair.

[ant]

I don't understand how dogs can do garlic farts, but they don't eat garlic. Unless they are really weird dogs.

[Orange Julius]

Nothing slays me like a dog looking back at its own ass when it rips one. "What the f- was that??"

[Nobody Famous]

Dogs sweat?

Caught me. I guess I meant perspiration from their tongues.

[Free Range Lobster]

Dogs sweat?

no.

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[skiing-in-jackson]

I don't understand how dogs can do garlic farts, but they don't eat garlic. Unless they are really weird dogs.

I knew a guy who was convinced his dog was a vegetarian and henceforth, it was only given vegetables. This dog so hated his diet, that it became a horrific scavenger. I watched it steal a steak from a pan while a dude was cooking it (a hot skillet to the head almost solved this problem forever). It would eat other dogs' crap looking for something better than what was residing in his dish.

It then would lick his master's face. We never said anything about his "snacks".

Sorry for the random stupid off-topic story. And yes, this dog farted.

[MrClean]

Nothing slays me like a dog looking back at its own ass when it rips one. "What the f- was that??"

Even funnier is when they get up and walk off like "damn, that stinks so bad I'll leave it for you"

[Nobody Famous]

Dogs sweat?

no.

They perspire from evaporation of liquid off their tongues, I'm used to calling it sweating for a long time.

For a trivia question, dogs do actually perspire the way humans do, through their pads and in the folds of skin between the pads.

[maniloff]

I was dogsitting last week. That dog's farts were so bad they soaked into it's fur and stuck around.

[schwerty]

This thread killed me!!

I sitting in my office while my dog is sleeping and letting out squeaker's left and right....window open...office temp is about 45. Her tail wag/wafts when she ripps a BIG one.

She got into a pot of chicken soup, loaded with garlic a couple hours ago --- Dogs DO get garlic farts!

[MadMatt]

I was wrestling with my dog the other night, right beside our bed where my wife was sitting. I put my arm around his belly and started to lift him up. The force of my grasp squeezed out a loud, squeaking fart right in my wife's face. He wagged his tail. I think he understood the funny.

My dog's farts can singe eybrows. It can peel the paint right off the walls. You can see his farts. He always has beer farts.

[tuffy109]

i'm always confused as to how my dog's farts don't even smell like shit. it's like some toxic waste dump's inside of her butt.

we either get the odd look from her, only to smell it 4 seconds later, or the drive by's.

[bagtagley]

What tuffy said. That shit is brutal. Like, shirt over the nose elementary school style brutal. There's nothing like being ripped from your sleep by the smell of dog napalm.

Our dog likes to sit down before he farts, so sometimes, with the right angle against the floor (I guess), he rips these loud, old man farts. I can't help but cry laughing, which makes him get the droopy embarrassed face and leave the room.

[DougW]

Though you can get the dog back. I remember the dog sleeping on my side of bed on floor. I lifted sheet and shot one off the side of the bed. Dog got up , shook, and and moved away.

Play back is a bitch.

[tuffy109]

i had to take the dog home today (we can bring dogs to work) because of gas.

i fart on the dog as much as possible. i should start making her watch me shit.

[Vinman]

can you say poopsicles?

One of my pups will only eat poop in the winter time when it is frozen and it does make her farts particularly bad.

[Orange Julius]

The worst is when hiking and you go to take a shit and the dog follows you and is like "I'm gonna gobble that down before it hits the ground" trying to get at your turd before you can even bury it.

[Nobody Famous]

I can't help but cry laughing, which makes him get the droopy embarrassed face and leave the room.

Had a similar reaction to a dog that used to burp loudly. The dog acted like it was an uncontrollable act of god he knew nothing about. It was funny as hell, and I think sometimes he knew we were laughing uncontrollably at him. But more often he was embarrassed and left the company of humans for a while after he belched.

On top of it all, we'd feel sorry for him because he never knew how or why it happened.

[MTT]

Nothing slays me like a dog looking back at its own ass when it rips one. "What the f- was that??"

OH god I have seen that!

[Buzzworthy]

can you say poopsicles?

One of my pups will only eat poop in the winter time when it is frozen and it does make her farts particularly bad.

oh no, you too? And when a Great Dane eats em, it is open-every-window-and-door-or-die. His gas is bad enough.

Why in the hell do they eat their crap when there is plenty of dog food always in the bowl???????????