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    FUCK YOU FEDEX

    [Dear fucking Diary]So I know that shipping in hard to do and I know that weekends are nice BUT WHEN I PAY AN EXTRA $20 FOR FUCKING TWO DAY SHIPPING AND MY PRODUCT SHIPS ON THE night of the 6th AND I DON'T GET IT UNTILL THE 12th YOU SUCK AT LIFE!!!!! AND WHEN SHIPPING FROM ANCHORAGE TO JUNEAU SHIP, ANCHORAGE JUNEAU, NOT ANCHORAGE SEATTLE, SEATTLE JUNEAU YOU FUCKING MORONS! OH yea and Dear Apple: DON'T USE FUCKING FEXEX USPS IS 10 TIMES AS FAST.[/DFD]
    Its not that I suck at spelling, its that I just don't care

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    Maybe you should move to Seattle...

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    I have an extra box of tissues I could send your way. I could use UPS, or you could just grow up. Crybaby.

    It sounds like they made a mistake. Do you freak out like this every time someone makes a mistake?

    What the fuck are you going to do if something actually goes (slightly) bad in your life?

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    Quote Originally Posted by dang View Post
    I have an extra box of tissues I could send your way. I could use UPS, or you could just grow up. Crybaby.

    It sounds like they made a mistake. Do you freak out like this every time someone makes a mistake?

    What the fuck are you going to do if something actually goes (slightly) bad in your life?
    Unless you live or have lived in AK and had shit shipped to you SHUTTHEFUCKUP.
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    The solution to this problem seems quite simple to me: stop purchasing shitty apple products.

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    You know this could only be the fault of the Canadians.

    And at least they don't play kicktheshit-outofyourbox like UPS

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    Quote Originally Posted by steve View Post
    More like a mydol. (fuck spelling, it's an AKPM thread. Unless it's right)
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    You have a fucking diary?
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    Weird...only in Alaska I guess

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    Hey Patrick, shut the fuck up. No one here cares. That's what your girlfriend is for.

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    Quote Originally Posted by smmokan View Post
    Hey Patrick, shut the fuck up. No one here cares. That's what your girlfriend is for.
    Wrong. She doesn't care either.

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    Do you realize that you've just posted an admission of ignorance so breathtaking that it disqualifies you from commenting on any political or economic threads from here on out?

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    Lightbulb

    What are the chances that AKPM misspelled his address, thus causing the delay?

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    Quote Originally Posted by BlurredElevens View Post
    What are the chances that AKPM misspelled his address, thus causing the delay?
    Or better yet, AKPM is pissed because the cafeteria ran out of roast beef sandwiches.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rontele View Post
    Or better yet, AKPM is pissed because the cafeteria ran out of roast beef sandwiches.
    DAMN, first he eats Arbys out of business and NOW the cafeteria has no roast beef, WTF...Juneau is SCREWED, whats next, all the bacon in town?
    Our world is full of surrender at the first sign of adversity, do not give up when the challenge meets you, meet the challenge. Through perseverance comes the rewards, the rewards that make life so enjoyable.

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    Welcome to the bandwagon. Now that you're on it, you can prove your coolness by bashing AKPM.

    While I'm not an outspoken advocate of a "kinder, gentler" TGR, most of the posters in this thread come off as more pathetic than AKPM.

    A shipping company that cannot optimize their routing better than that is doing pretty poorly at its job.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Telenater View Post
    Welcome to the bandwagon. Now that you're on it, you can prove your coolness by bashing AKPM.

    While I'm not an outspoken advocate of a "kinder, gentler" TGR, most of the posters in this thread come off as more pathetic than AKPM.

    A shipping company that cannot optimize their routing better than that is doing pretty poorly at its job.
    WTF are you talking about. If you read the WHOLE thread, you would notice i was on AKPM's side. I agree with FedEx having poor shipping practices to AK. AKPM has taken shots at his OWN spelling in the past, so, have another beer, might cure your bitterness hangover.

    OH, and YES , you ARE advocating a kindler, gentler gapic, er TGR
    Our world is full of surrender at the first sign of adversity, do not give up when the challenge meets you, meet the challenge. Through perseverance comes the rewards, the rewards that make life so enjoyable.

    Seize the day, trusting little in the future.

    if you want something, go after it. if you want to screw someone over, look DEEP in your heart and realize Karma is a bitch

    http://arcticcycles.com

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    Quote Originally Posted by Telenater View Post
    While I'm not an outspoken advocate of a "kinder, gentler" TGR, most of the posters in this thread come off as more pathetic than AKPM.

    A shipping company that cannot optimize their routing better than that is doing pretty poorly at its job.
    I agree with your second statement. Apparently you don't get the point of our posts, judging by your first sentence. You see, none of us fucking care about the fact that his package wasn't delivered on Friday, instead he has to wait til Monday. Hey Patrick, that happens to all of us, not just you fucktards in Alaska.

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    Maybe he's right you guys.

    Maybe we should not laugh at Patrick.

    It's okay to vent about superficial retardedness here on TGR. Please support that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by edg View Post
    Wrong. She doesn't care either.

    edg
    I think AKPM needs to kick back with some Branston Pickle and some water crackers, along with a cold beer, and MELLOW OUT, man.

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    Have mommy make you some special pizzas and you'll feel better.
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    if you grow your own weed you won't need a shipping company when ur jonesn'

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    Call apple and tell them it wasn't delivered on time. They should take it up with fedex, and should hopefully give you your $20 back.

    Shippers deliver late sometimes. Shit happens.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ak_powder_monkey View Post
    ... WHEN I PAY AN EXTRA $20 FOR ...TWO DAY SHIPPING AND MY PRODUCT SHIPS ON THE night of the 6th AND I DON'T GET IT UNTILL THE 12th ...
    Does the 2-day shipping terms of agreement "Exclude AK or HI"?
    If not, try contacting the shipper's customer service desk and ask for a refund of the $20. Up to the shipper to get thier money back from FedEx due to non-performance. Be polite and understanding, but firm -after all, you paid for 2 day delivery and it took more than 3.

    Good luck with that.


    Re: Routing things to Seattle - That's probably the closest sorting/routing center for Fedex. Just be glad it didn't end up going all the way to Atlanta for the big sort. The overnight companies ship EVERYTHING to sorting centers then back out as it's more efficient that way. Point to point direct routing is fine if there's only ONE package to deal with, but not multiple thousands of packages & destinations.
    Good runs when you get them.

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    I believe there is a sorting/routing center in Anchorage
    Our world is full of surrender at the first sign of adversity, do not give up when the challenge meets you, meet the challenge. Through perseverance comes the rewards, the rewards that make life so enjoyable.

    Seize the day, trusting little in the future.

    if you want something, go after it. if you want to screw someone over, look DEEP in your heart and realize Karma is a bitch

    http://arcticcycles.com

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    Quote Originally Posted by dk_alaskan View Post
    I believe there is a sorting/routing center in Anchorage
    There's a freight center. Perhaps they also pre-sort AK to AK shipments out also. Not important to the Monkey's issue though.
    He needs to start with the folks who took his $20.
    Good runs when you get them.

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