NSR: Rev Chronicles Update

[The Reverend Floater]

Just thought I'd take the time to update y'all regarding the fuct roommate situation/dream woman thing:

This morning I am yet again incredibly hungover--so much so that the smell of popcorn in the office made me gag earlier. I was 45 minutes late to work because the boss was supposed to be gone today. He was not pleased. There is a five piece howler monkey ensemble singing baritone inside my head right now, and I think they've got a spastic drugged monkey on drums, backing them up. I got so drunk last night that I fell off the bikepath that I walk home on, and sunk down to my waist, where I waited for someone to pull me out because I couldn't get out on my own power. I also microwaved a pipe and tore my underwear, but that is a different story all together. In short, I'm clinging to a thread today and waiting eagerly for death....

....but I'm absolutely, positively smitten, like I've never been before. This woman is just something else. She was right there with me last night, not quite shot-for-shot but definitely holding her own. I'd look over in my drunken haze and here's this gorgeous dark haired girl drinking double RBV's and smiling back at me with the most incredible irish eyes and dimples... She was also there to carry me home and pull me out of the snow when I fell, laughing the whole time. The best part was that she was there this morning when I came out of my coma, and it wasn't all a dream.

So yeah, everything is working out. I don't want to jinx this whole thing by letting go and getting too psyched, but damn! Live sure can be good sometimes.

edit: On top of all of this, I won a Lifelink snowsaw last night in a raffle--the exact same saw I lost two weeks ago! So I'm pretty excited about that, too.

[Mulletizer]

Man that's beautiful... Am guessing you couldn't get it up for the lil laydee though. She must have loved that

[Viva]

Awesome Rev!

[vinzclortho]

YEEEAAAHHHH BUDDEH!!! that's great! it sucks about the crazy roommate but it sounds like you've found yourself a real winner there. she sounds like a great one and you should do your best to keep her around.

my advice on the hangover is to start drinking as soon as you can, smoke a bowl, throw up all over yourself, drink some more, take a shower and BE SURE to bring a shower beer in with you (very important) then eat some greasy food and really really cocked again tonight. It's really the only way.

[KQ]

Geez Rev - glad things are working out on the dating scene but my condolences to your liver.

Dood - getting worried here. Take care of yourself.

[divegirl]

Laughing!!! Picturing someone falling off the path and waiting for someone else to pull you out.....that was funny. Good thing it was her. Here's to hoping things work out! I feel for ya, mang. Let's hope the psycho roommate doesn't get in your way. She's obviously still hanging out with you...even after the roommate drama...that's a good thing, considering they're supposedly best friends, right?

[trainnvain]

All you had to do was urinate in public and that would've been a Wildbill story.

Sounds like a keepah.

[The AD]

I love the fact that one of this woman's main selling points is that she can match you drink-for-drink.

[homerjay]

"love is in the air...."

[The Reverend Floater]

Yeah, I should clarify for KQ and others' sakes.

I'm not an every-night drinker by any means. But I do enjoy the cocktail and generally go big when I do go out. So no worries, KQ!

And yes, I love a pretty woman who can drink like that...no doubt about it.

[Aldo]

Originally posted by The Reverend Floater
I was 45 minutes late to work because the boss was supposed to be gone today. He was not pleased.

BTDT, that's a beating. Nothing worse than rounding the corner and seeing the car that's not supposed to be there...

[The Reverend Floater]

Originally posted by Aldo
BTDT, that's a beating right there. Nothing worse than rounding the corner and seeing the car that's not supposed to be there...

Exactly how it happend. The lady lives very close to my work, so I was going to check in with my "homies" at work and then go over there and back to sleep, but my stomach hit my balls instead.

[Mulletizer]

Originally posted by The Reverend Floater
Exactly how it happend. The lady lives very close to my work, so I was going to check in with my "homies" at work and then go over there and back to sleep, but my stomach hit my balls instead.

Bwahahahahah! Now that's a strategy. Think I could learn some stuff from you Rev.

[Canuk]

Originally posted by Mulletizer
Man that's beautiful... Am guessing you couldn't get it up for the lil laydee though. She must have loved that

After the Rev's stone drunk story, and Mulletizer's comment, did anyone else think of Trainspotting?

[gonzo]

i want to know what bar this is that rev goes to. seem to be hoards of super hot amazing single women there...or just really think beer goggles...

[Beaver]

I feel sorry for people who don't drink. They wake up and that is as good as they are going to feel all day.

[Buster Highmen]

The first international camel beauty pageant was held in November in the Alxa League area of the Inner Mongolia Autonomous region of China, according to an Associated Press dispatch, featuring nearly 100 dressed-up camels judged (by veteran herders) for the shine of their hair and the uprightness of their humps. (2) And a Duke Medical Center study, announced in December, concluded that doses of nicotine might reduce age-associated memory impairment ("senior moments"), thus adding to the conditions (others: schizophrenia, attention-deficit hyperactivity disorder) that can benefit from nicotine. [Longview (Tex.) News-Journal-AP, 11-15-03] [Science Daily, 12-13-03]

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Here's to women, Rev, and trying to figure out what it is that they want and don't want.

Slainte!

[Foggy_Goggles]

Originally posted by The Reverend Floater
Exactly how it happend. The lady lives very close to my work, so I was going to check in with my "homies" at work and then go over there and back to sleep, but my stomach hit my balls instead.

10pt ski town morning. If it ain't snowing, what else ya gotta do?

[Tippster]

Originally posted by Beaver
I feel sorry for people who don't drink. They wake up and that is as good as they are going to feel all day.

That's a Dean Martin quote, Yes/No?

[iceman]

Sinatra, I thought.