My name at birth was Max Christopher. Around the time I turned one, the hospital lost my birth certificate, and my mom saw this as a perfect opportunity to annoy me for the rest of my life by changing my name to Gregory Maxwell while still calling me Max. Now I don't know how to sign legal documents because I don't know what name it's under. It's a minor pain in the ass, but it's one that can be fixed.
Maxwell is a rad name. I'm keeping that shit so that I can just be Max. I'll sign EVERYTHING as Maxwell, and people will get the idea. Thus, my new name will be Maxwell _______ Gosey.
A friend suggested "Danger", which I like. But more realistically I think I'd like something refined that will live up to the properness of the name Maxwell. Like Lawrence. ("Alexander" would give me the initials MAG. Not sure if I'm worthy of that.)
Please fill in the blank with your ridiculous, humorous, and particularly your constructive ideas. Thanks in advance.
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02-06-2007, 09:35 PM #1
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Help me pick a new middle name
Last edited by Deep Days; 02-06-2007 at 09:37 PM.
"I said flotation is groovy"
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"Just... ski down there and jump offa somethin' for cryin' out loud!!!"
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02-06-2007, 09:38 PM #2
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I vote for ' -I-PAD!!!" HAH!!!
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02-06-2007, 09:46 PM #3
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What is a Maxwellipad?
"I said flotation is groovy"
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02-06-2007, 09:47 PM #4
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Power.
Duh.
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02-06-2007, 09:48 PM #5
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someone has to say it: bacon
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02-06-2007, 09:48 PM #6
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02-06-2007, 09:51 PM #7
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Likes Cock
Originally Posted by Roo
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02-06-2007, 09:54 PM #8
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Why do you want to come across as a blueblood Goy?
Be who you are, Man!!!
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02-06-2007, 09:55 PM #9
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The only thing I can think of is "Fuckin'"
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02-06-2007, 09:59 PM #10
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Best yet, but the courts prevent profane names. Err, that's what it said on "soyouwanna.com" about changing names. Not explicitly stated in Boulder County, but I would imagine it would be along that line. Originally Posted by smmokan
And rontele, what the fuck, man? What has happened to you over the years? Seriously. I expect more out of you, but I'm starting to wonder if I even should... I'm sure Squatch could post something much more sarcastic, crass, creative, AND humorous.
Forgot to mention that my friend also suggested Power. Even suggested Danger-Power for maximum effect."I said flotation is groovy"
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02-06-2007, 10:11 PM #11
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...House....
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...Indiana Jones...
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02-06-2007, 10:15 PM #12
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sell the rights to your middle name on ebay. if you do so, I would like to claim a negotiable commission (around 10%
for my idea.
Otherwise, Smart as waxman said or Klinger or Trojan or Gordon (for MG's)Our world is full of surrender at the first sign of adversity, do not give up when the challenge meets you, meet the challenge. Through perseverance comes the rewards, the rewards that make life so enjoyable.
Seize the day, trusting little in the future.
if you want something, go after it. if you want to screw someone over, look DEEP in your heart and realize Karma is a bitch
http://arcticcycles.com
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02-06-2007, 10:33 PM #13
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02-06-2007, 10:35 PM #14
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02-06-2007, 10:37 PM #15
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Simon (MSG) "Yo, I'm bad fo' yo' health bitch, like MSG"
Ulysses (MUG) same idea
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02-06-2007, 10:47 PM #16
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"Smart"
Or "Yoda" Originally Posted by powder11
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02-06-2007, 11:07 PM #17
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Ok...... 80's flashback for those of you old enough to remember....
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02-06-2007, 11:19 PM #18
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Xavier.....cuz X is the best middle initial there is.....
Are we part of the solution, or are we part of the pollution? -M.F.
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02-06-2007, 11:25 PM #19
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I should want to cook him a simple meal, but I shouldn't want to cut into him, to tear the flesh, to wear the flesh, to be born unto new worlds where his flesh becomes my key.
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02-06-2007, 11:28 PM #20
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[R.Lee Ermey Voice] "Lawrence what, Lawrence of Arabia? Only Faggots and sailors are named Lawrence." [RLE Voice] Originally Posted by Deep Days
I'm in a band. It's called "Just the Tip."
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02-07-2007, 12:52 AM #21Squatch Guest
why stop at one middle name?
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02-07-2007, 12:57 AM #22
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maxwell Bro Gosey
Our world is full of surrender at the first sign of adversity, do not give up when the challenge meets you, meet the challenge. Through perseverance comes the rewards, the rewards that make life so enjoyable.
Seize the day, trusting little in the future.
if you want something, go after it. if you want to screw someone over, look DEEP in your heart and realize Karma is a bitch
http://arcticcycles.com
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02-07-2007, 01:03 AM #23
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...Just some more I thought of whkle cookin my 11pm bacon quesadilla
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02-07-2007, 01:19 AM #24
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Rontele's avatar made his post a lot funnier than it should have been... at least for me.
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02-07-2007, 01:26 AM #25
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The letter "Q" would be pretty cool.
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