I do love it when you hit your head.![]()
I do love it when you hit your head.![]()
Charlie, here comes the deuce. And when you speak of me, speak well.
I'm just a simple girl trying to make my way in the universe...
I come up hard, baby but now I'm cool I didn't make it, sugar playin' by the rules
If you know your history, then you would know where you coming from, then you wouldn't have to ask me, who the heck do I think I am.
I learn something new everyday at TGR. Disarray's ignorance prompted me to investigate the Nautical myth that women are bad luck to have on board a vessel. Turns out it's true, unless they are naked!
"Interestingly enough, there is a way to counter this effect. While having a woman on board would anger the sea, having a “naked” woman on board would calm the sea. Imagine that. This is why many vessels have a figure of a woman on the bow of the ship, this figure almost always being bare-breasted. It was believed that a woman’s bare breasts would “shame” the stormy seas into calm. Alas, the ancient power of female nudity. "
No surprise here, bare breasted women have super natural powers.
"Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming, "Wow, what a Ride!"
If the situation was reversed, and the lovesick astronaut was a married man... He'd never focus his rage on any potential rivals for affection.
He'd have taken the simpler route and just killed his wife. Then he could be free and clear to pursue someone else.
I'm just a simple girl trying to make my way in the universe...
I come up hard, baby but now I'm cool I didn't make it, sugar playin' by the rules
If you know your history, then you would know where you coming from, then you wouldn't have to ask me, who the heck do I think I am.
Paging Scott Peterson, Mr. Peterson to the padded room.He'd have taken the simpler route and just killed his wife. Then he could be free and clear to pursue someone else.
I didn't know they wore depends during take off and re-entry. Nasty shit.
I had a hunch, so I called my father-in-law. Yup, he works with Ms. Depends. Discussing this subject is now prohibited at Cape Canaveral.
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