The Haute Route- Chamonix to Zermatt

**White Room Adventures** · 02-05-2007, 10:44 PM

White Room Adventures presents THE HAUTE ROUTE. Tour from Chamonix, France to Zermatt, Switzerland. Days full of skiing and adventure, nights spent hanging out around high mountain chalets. 1 night in Chamonix, 2 nights in Zermatt. All-inclusive tour. Guided by IFMGA Guiness book record holder and former US National MTB team member.

**SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FUCKING MORON!** · 02-05-2007, 10:56 PM

Originally Posted by White Room Adventures

White Room Adventures presents THE HAUTE ROUTE. Tour from Chamonix, France to Zermatt, Switzerland. Days full of skiing and adventure, nights spent hanging out around high mountain chalets. 1 night in Chamonix, 2 nights in Zermatt. All-inclusive tour. Guided by IFMGA Guiness book record holder and former US National MTB team member.

SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FUCKING MORON!

**AKturnanburn** · 02-05-2007, 10:56 PM

How much?$

**White Room Adventures** · 02-05-2007, 11:11 PM

$2350.00 per person
1 night in Chamonix, 6 Days touring, 2 nights in Zermatt

**SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FUCKING MORON!** · 02-05-2007, 11:38 PM

Originally Posted by White Room Adventures

$2350.00 per person
1 night in Chamonix, 6 Days touring, 2 nights in Zermatt

Even if that cost 2350 Indian Fucking Rupees that would still be a fucking ripoff so SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FUCKING MORON!

**ryank** · 02-06-2007, 02:41 AM

Originally Posted by SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FUCKING MORON!

Even if that cost 2350 Indian Fucking Rupees that would still be a fucking ripoff so SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FUCKING MORON!

That was the most deep thing I've heard you say ever since you started talking on this board. Tool.

**SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FUCKING MORON!** · 02-06-2007, 02:48 AM

Originally Posted by ryank

That was the most deep thing I've heard you say ever since you started talking on this board. Tool.

SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FUCKING 75-POST MORON!

**squaremountain_local** · 02-06-2007, 04:07 AM

Originally Posted by White Room Adventures

Guided by IFMGA Guiness book record holder and former US National MTB team member.

For a moment I thought this was about skiing not biking

**laseranimal** · 02-06-2007, 05:33 AM

shut the fuck up you fucking moron,

just shut the fuck up

$2350.00 per person is a pretty good deal for the Haute route

I wish I had that kinda coin, I'd love to do it

**verbier61** · 02-06-2007, 06:05 AM

Originally Posted by laseranimal

shut the fuck up you fucking moron,

just shut the fuck up

$2350.00 per person is a pretty good deal for the Haute route

I wish I had that kinda coin, I'd love to do it

huts are very cheap. Once you're in cham or zerm, what dictates the cost is the guide. so if you share a giude with 5 or so more people, you spend much less. and if you go without a guide (which I do not recommend, but is certainly feasible), then the cost of the route is supercheap

**laseranimal** · 02-06-2007, 08:11 AM

thanks verbier,
I meant to say guided, most of the stuff I've been seeing is $3250-$2400 depending on the number of people you bring

**verbier61** · 02-06-2007, 08:26 AM

the official budget for a swiss guide is six people = 700 swiss francs/day, which means 116 swiss francs (about 94 US $)/person/day.

Should you be alone (ie the worst hypothesis), this would be 500 swiss francs/day.

If you go to a guide office in verbier, these are the rates (Minimum 4 people):

Chamonix - Zermatt in 5 days
CHF 1250.- € 830.- (1080 US$) / person

Verbier - Zermatt in 4 days
CHF 960.- € 625.- (812 US$) / person

**SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FUCKING MORON!** · 02-06-2007, 10:20 AM

Originally Posted by laseranimal

shut the fuck up you fucking moron,

just shut the fuck up

$2350.00 per person is a pretty good deal for the Haute route

I wish I had that kinda coin, I'd love to do it

SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FUCKING MORON!

**SHUTTHEFUCKUPYOUFUCKINGMORON=GAY** · 02-06-2007, 10:40 AM

Originally Posted by SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FUCKING MORON!

SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FUCKING MORON!

**skimoore** · 02-06-2007, 10:42 AM

Originally Posted by SHUTTHEFUCKUPYOUFUCKINGMORON=GAY

Worst. Alias. Ever.

**Steven S. Dallas** · 02-06-2007, 10:45 AM

Originally Posted by skimoore

Worst. Alias. Ever.

Yeah, that's really stupid.

For fuckssake people, don't feed the spammers. Let this thread die. White Room Adventures, if- if-you feel the need to advertise on this site without paying for it, post it up in Gear Swap or maybe Hook Up. What you're doing is lame.

**PNWbrit** · 02-06-2007, 10:49 AM

Seems like quite the deal for this kind of Uber guide

Our Excellent Guides

Kelli is jack of all trades, master of none. She has a long competitive past that has never resulted in fame and fortune. Fortunately, playing is more about fun and not winning. Along with her competitive past, Kelli has been teaching her many trades and is passionate about everything she does.

Education:
BA, CU Boulder, Certified Sports and Injury Massage Therapist , Avalanche 1 certified, EMT

Passions/Experience:
Retired professional mountain biker, former top ranked telemark freeskier, ex-whitewater kayak rep and distance runner

Obviously the competitive Guinness book massage therapy past has kept her too busy to know that they are huts not chalets but it's that kind of silly technicality that just take all the fun out of not actually being an IFMGA guide.

**irul&ublo** · 02-06-2007, 11:50 AM

Originally Posted by PNWbrit

Seems like quite the deal for this kind of Uber guide

Our Excellent Guides

Kelli is jack of all trades, master of none. She has a long competitive past that has never resulted in fame and fortune. Fortunately, playing is more about fun and not winning. Along with her competitive past, Kelli has been teaching her many trades and is passionate about everything she does.

Education:
BA, CU Boulder, Certified Sports and Injury Massage Therapist , Avalanche 1 certified, EMT

Passions/Experience:
Retired professional mountain biker, former top ranked telemark freeskier, ex-whitewater kayak rep and distance runner

Obviously the competitive Guinness book massage therapy past has kept her too busy to know that they are huts not chalets but it's that kind of silly technicality that just take all the fun out of not actually being an IFMGA guide.

How big are her tits?

**MakersTeleMark** · 02-06-2007, 12:04 PM

Hey Whiteroom,

I know you just started up here locally where I live, and I wish you luck, but please take this bit of advice regarding your advertising practices:

Don't spam internet message boards. Your reputation will be tarnished.

**grrrr** · 02-06-2007, 12:51 PM

Originally Posted by MakersTeleMark

Hey Whiteroom,

I know you just started up here locally where I live, and I wish you luck, but please take this bit of advice regarding your advertising practices:

Don't spam internet message boards. Your reputation will be tarnished.

So what you're saying is SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FUCKING MORON?

**grrrr** · 02-06-2007, 12:52 PM

Holy crap! When did I go over 2,000 posts? That's it, we need some more snow.

**White Room Adventures** · 02-06-2007, 01:46 PM

Yes, Dutchman, the Haute Route is skiing. One of our guides is an x-MTB downhiller as well as a former ski competitor. She can do it all, including throw a back flip on her bike.

**FrankZappa** · 02-06-2007, 01:57 PM

Hey WRA, I gotta agree with makers here.

Originally Posted by MakersTeleMark

Hey Whiteroom,

I know you just started up here locally where I live, and I wish you luck, but please take this bit of advice regarding your advertising practices:

Don't spam internet message boards. Your reputation will be tarnished.

At least play by the rules and bring us some stoke first. Surely you have some goods, right?

second... well, you'll find out about that pretty quick.

Then, I think we'll be more inclined to help you out.

**Indiana Jongs** · 02-06-2007, 02:14 PM

Originally Posted by FrankZappa

Hey WRA, I gotta agree with makers here.

At least play by the rules and bring us some stoke first. Surely you have some goods, right?

second... well, you'll find out about that pretty quick.

Then, I think we'll be more inclined to help you out.

By "goods" he means pictures of tits and ass. You could start with your female guides, girlfriends, wives and mothers; even though they are all like 50. Then you could post some DP photos of hot chicks you have given tours with. That is just for starters.

Right after that you can go ahead and fuck off.

**JoeStrummer** · 02-06-2007, 02:46 PM

So, I guess this would be a bad time to tell you guys about my "Make $$$ From Home In your Spare Time" business idea?

The first 3 respondents will receive my TR about the time I hucked a cliff in Austria and stuck the landing only to break though into an underground vault filled with Nazi gold and large-breasted mermaids.