Blown away...this is incredible, for four strings.

**rideit** · 02-03-2007, 01:30 AM

http://video.yahoo.com/video/play?vi...701490&cache=1

**Bodhi** · 02-03-2007, 01:41 AM

You could probably get blown by the dude....

Doood!!!! That is so gay! Fack, mang!!

No titties, no pink, just some fruity playing the gay-bango

Fuack. Post some soft porn, or some wierd poly-sci, or some new reggae, but for the love of God, no more of this shi-it, damn. Did you forget to put the bike seat in place, sit on the post, and get a bit vunerable there guy, ?

peace,
D.

**rideit** · 02-03-2007, 01:43 AM

I'm guessing you don't play any instruments, besides your buddies skin-flute.

That dude can PLAY.

Did you watch the whole thing?

**Bodhi** · 02-03-2007, 01:54 AM

Yerp, no instruments, more or less, I can play the bass, but I suck at that about as much as I do snowboarding...your selected dude plays, yes, but it is gay. Southpark should use his strumming in a Big Gay Al episode...

**Pow4Brains** · 02-03-2007, 02:34 AM

Good range and crisp, but it is ghey.

Cuz my ukulele gently weeps……

**gonzo** · 02-03-2007, 11:42 AM

he should try playing a full size one. i bet that would be way easier.

**Endlessseason** · 02-03-2007, 12:11 PM

Sheesh. Dude's good on that teeny thing.
Anyone see that 'How it's Made' episode the other day showing a Hawaiian company that makes and sells those from $4,000 to upwards of $50,000?

**MassLiberal** · 02-03-2007, 01:20 PM

I had no idea you could do the on a ukulele. pretty impressive.

He's obviously gay for George Harrison though.

**thephatkid** · 02-03-2007, 01:42 PM

as a guitar player that was pretty good, but it was kinda geigh. maybe if he played that while a large breasted topless girl fed him bacon it wouldn't be so bad.

DisArray · 02-04-2007, 12:58 AM

Alright science nerds,

Question:

If you drop a
banjo,
tuba,
and a Ukulele,
from the height of 40 feet, in a vacuum, at exactly the same moment,

which will hit the ground first?

Answer:

Who fucking cares?

People who play real instruments are much more impressive.

**bio-smear** · 02-04-2007, 01:25 AM

Originally Posted by DisArray

People who play real instruments are much more impressive.

Ha. You're a fucking douche.
That guy owns that Uke, and probably shreds a reg 6-string too. You don't get finger steeze like that and not be able to hop on anything and kill it.

When I first saw the title of this thread, I thought it was gonna be Victor Wooten, but if I recall, he plays a 6-string bass.

**rideit** · 02-04-2007, 01:27 AM

Disarray is the tool of the month.

Well, besides Jer.

Did you know that that Uke is like $20,000?

Soy factor aside, If you played a fretted instrument, you would 'get it'. But clearly you don't. Are you 15?

Lemme guess...Nickelback speaks to your soul.

**bio-smear** · 02-04-2007, 01:36 AM

I found this pretty impressive too, although slightly geigh, just less fairy and more bear:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ddn4MGaS3N4

**rideit** · 02-04-2007, 01:45 AM

Chanelling Michael Hedges, for sure...
Definitely a bear!

If you like open chromatic epic style stuff, there is no finer practitioner than Adrian Legg. More sophisticated style and melody development.

I'll try and find some.

**KoKopeLLi** · 02-04-2007, 08:18 AM

That was impressive for the Uke, Hawaii boy definitely shreds at 3:00..

If you like a 12string, be prepared to have your socks rocked off by John Butler. He's in a band called the John Butler Trio, I highly suggest checking out his stuff

DisArray · 02-04-2007, 09:38 AM

The Ukulele is a toy. Like I said; real musicians playing real music on real instruments are much more impressive. Your Ukulele playing gay lover is a hack.

**P_McPoser** · 02-04-2007, 10:40 AM

^^ HOLY SHIT

**iceman** · 02-04-2007, 10:58 AM

Obviously the pianist is pretty amazing (how do you NOT get carpal tunnel syndrome learning that?), but I don't see any reason to hate on ukelele guy, he's got talent and I'm sure he plays at least the guitar also.

Neither one of them can touch Yngwie Malmsteen though:

**bio-smear** · 02-04-2007, 10:59 AM

Your parents probably take you to a Mark Russell show every year too, which spawned your affinity for cute ivory-tickling twinks like that. Your guy would prob choke on a Uke.

Real men play instruments that inspire them, regardless of how core douchebags like you think they are.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8MmEhBkppmE

Yngwie is so hot.

DisArray · 02-04-2007, 11:31 AM

Ok lets make a thought experiment to test for gayness here-

Three musicians:

-one guy plays the Zelda theme on the accordion

-one guy plays 'guitar gently weeps' on the Ukulele

-one guy plays Liszt on the piano

Ask yourself the question-

Who is the hot babe going to choose?

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