Storm of the year and Dr orders no skiing for 2 weeks

**Superstar Punani** · 02-25-2004, 04:26 PM

FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK

Doped up on Vics, and a cocktail of assorted painkillers fter getting surgery to remove a branchial cyst on my neck that's been pissing me off the past 4 months.... wallowing in and out of consciousness my eyes are glued to the weather channel and the storm thats about to wallop the Sierras...and here I am out of fucking action for 2 weeks. Fuck I'm pissed.

Get some for me.

Pssssst I "lost" my bottle of 60 vics and got a replacement Rx. My "lost" vics then reappeared....who wants some?

Ahhhhh my neck is bleeding again.

(Edit)
http://www.tetongravity.com/usergall..._01-O-face.jpg

the big lump on lookers right of my chin is the 4cm x 3cm cyst that had to be removed. It was interfering with my helmet strap, wetsuit-neck and making me look like a double-chinned fat fuck. Glad that fucker is out of my neck already

**board** · 02-25-2004, 04:29 PM

well at least your sprained labia has healed

**splat** · 02-25-2004, 04:36 PM

Originally posted by board
well at least your sprained labia has healed

LMFAO. No excuses, cowgirl. None.

**Telenater** · 02-25-2004, 05:22 PM

Some guys will do anything to get out of a powder day.

**Viva** · 02-25-2004, 05:37 PM

Why two weeks?! I had a cyst removed a few years ago and was running in a few days. I don't even remember any doctor's orders, not that that would have mattered.

**mountainbored** · 02-25-2004, 05:48 PM

That sucks mang! You ain't missin' nothing, most all the lifts are closed....today that is.

**Canuk** · 02-25-2004, 05:54 PM

Dr's Orders? WTF? There's going to be 4 feet of snow out there tomorrow - go get sum!

**gonzo** · 02-25-2004, 05:55 PM

go surf!

..what, you a pussy or sumthin!?!

http://tetongravity.com/forums/showt...&threadid=7517

**hev** · 02-25-2004, 05:59 PM

how does a cist on your neck affect your skiing?...don't miss out.

**Zittel** · 02-25-2004, 06:01 PM

The dude in Cold Mountain got SHOT in the neck and he walked from Virginia to North Carolina.

Errrrr.....Not that I saw that chick flick. Just what I heard.

**Dr. Crash** · 02-25-2004, 06:03 PM

Doctor's orders? Who cares about these?

drC

**comish** · 02-25-2004, 06:14 PM

SuPu,

Check yo PM.

**Telenater** · 02-25-2004, 06:31 PM

Maybe we can get LPH to write you a note.....

**splat** · 02-25-2004, 09:13 PM

What NERD doesn't know you never remove a cyst before June 10?

**RockBoy** · 02-25-2004, 09:15 PM

[Arnold]IT'S NOT A TUUUUMMMAAAAARRR[/Arnold]

**Sublime** · 02-25-2004, 09:37 PM

Don't be a pansy go ski. It's just a little cyst.

or you could go sit in the titty bar and watch it snow. That would be the next best thing.

**splat** · 02-25-2004, 09:48 PM

We're wasting our breath. Next thing he's gonna say is that the doctor also told him to soak it in pussy this weekend. He's done.

**Sublime** · 02-25-2004, 09:53 PM

Originally posted by splat
We're wasting our breath. Next thing he's gonna say is that the doctor also told him to soak it in pussy this weekend. He's done.

Ouch that's rough.

**splat** · 02-25-2004, 10:10 PM

Originally posted by Sublime
Ouch that's rough.

**DJSapp** · 02-25-2004, 10:18 PM

He's pussywhipped. Plain and simple.

PUSSYWHIPPED!!!!!!!

p.s. The entire kirkwood crew would like to thank Divegirl and Punani for taking the bullet this weekend. Have fun at home guys!

**Spats** · 02-25-2004, 10:27 PM

Thanks to Vitamin V, I was skiing three days after the oral surgeon pulled all four of my wisdom teeth.

Get the sand out of your swimsuit and go skiing.

**divegirl** · 02-25-2004, 11:52 PM

Originally posted by DJSapp
He's pussywhipped. Plain and simple.
p.s. The entire kirkwood crew would like to thank Divegirl and Punani for taking the bullet this weekend. Have fun at home guys!

Booooo! Ok, so I'm getting some deadlines in before the summit...which, thank you, I will be attending the whole damn thing!

Plus, I will be in North Shore skiing at Alpine on Sunday, bizznatch!

Edit: PUNANI, what are you calling yourself? The punani??? WELL, I suggest you get yo-punani ASS up here and ski, beeyatch!

**jdabasin** · 02-26-2004, 12:01 AM

Originally posted by Punani
FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK

Doped up on Vics, and a cocktail of assorted painkillers fter getting surgery to remove a branchial cyst on my neck that's been pissing me off the past 4 months.... wallowing in and out of consciousness my eyes are glued to the weather channel and the storm thats about to wallop the Sierras...and here I am out of fucking action for 2 weeks. Fuck I'm pissed.

already

for what it's worth.....I think the storm of the year was over New Years when we gots like 5 feet in 3 days at Mammoth!!!
I gots a run or two in with you, Barnballs, and CS that weekend.

So...maybe you're only missing the second biggest storm of the year! And I'm sitting in Denver watching the Weather Channel....salivating over the LAggots about to get some on Chair 23.

Vics and beer should lead to a speedy recovery!!! heal fast....

**Arty50** · 02-26-2004, 01:46 AM

What?!!! Hmmmm...

"If I miss a powder day you can all kill me."

"I'll only come up if there's a foot of blower."

"I...uhhhh...had a cist removed...yeah...that's the ticket..."

I hearby dub thee, Superwhipped Punani.