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  1. 01-23-2007, 02:52 PM #26
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    Dearest Tired Aphorisms,
    You're not going to find this shit in a thesaurus. Or any kind of dinosaur.

    Maybe a kind turd, a note on a day, a helpful answer, a waxed pundenda, recipes, your high school goalpost with a picture of the homecoming queen wrapped in tinsel and gold. Whatever.

    But for fucks sake, isn't the same old crap just boring? So sackless there's nothing else?
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  2. 01-23-2007, 02:55 PM #27
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    I'm pretty much the opposite of the regular posting blow hards here, so I'll be different than myself for once..... Actually...meh. Fuck that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hurricane View Post
    I'm pretty much the opposite of the regular posting blow hards here, so I'll be different than myself for once..... Actually...meh. Fuck that.
    Oh really??

    How are you any different than the other dipshits?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hurricane View Post
    I'm pretty much the opposite of the regular posting blow hards here, so I'll be different than myself for once...
    in bed.


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    For God's sake, stop talking to yourself.
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  7. 01-23-2007, 02:58 PM #32
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hurricane View Post
    I'm pretty much the opposite of the regular posting blow hards here, so I'll be different than myself for once..... .
    Well, props to you d00d. That's sacking up. Now, been getting any good lately? Got a story? A stinky fuck? Fresh steep powline? A crisp sunrise?

    Blow away these shitsacks, c'mon, if you've got it.
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    Pestering perforce personalized paroxysm of performance perfecting...practically predicts Pareto's paradigm: parabolic paranoia
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  9. 01-23-2007, 02:59 PM #34
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    I got the Drunken Noodles instead of the Phad Thai the other night.

    Every time I get the Tom Kah anywhere but Thai Tom I'm so sorely disappointed.
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  10. 01-23-2007, 03:00 PM #35
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    Hey Bender and CyberCop! Apparently we're all the same person according to this stallion-



    Can I have my panties back?
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    I had some beers with Def Jef again last night. The dude is actually alright for a wannabe wigger. Can't drink for shit though. Dude was plastered after 2 shots of Jack and a couple of beers.
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  12. 01-23-2007, 03:02 PM #37
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    Quote Originally Posted by lemon boy View Post
    Pestering perforce personalized paroxysm of performance perfecting...practically predicts Pareto's paradigm: parabolic paranoia
    You, phUnk and your fucking conic sections...first ellipses, now parabolas and other deadly African Violets.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Buster Highmen View Post
    For fucks sake, Marshmont, break out of character. Besides:
    npad 2
    push ebp
    mov ebp, esp
    mov eax, DWORD PTR _WsxSessionInfoHead$[ebp]
    cmp DWORD PTR [eax], 0
    jne SHORT $LN3@SuckMeManag@2
    push esi
    push edi
    push 16 ; 00000010H
    pop edi
    push edi
    call _malloc
    mov esi, eax
    test esi, esi
    pop ecx
    je SHORT $LN7@SuckMeManag@2
    push ebx
    push 0
    mov DWORD PTR [esi], edi
    mov ebx, OFFSET ?BlowFlatulentTubasFree@@YGHPAX0@Z ; BlowFlatulentTubasFree
    push ebx
    mov edi, OFFSET ?BlowFlatulentTubasAlloc@@YGPAXPAXK@Z ; BlowFlatulentTubasAlloc
    push edi
    push 16 ; 00000010H
    push 16 ; 00000010H
    call ?MemoryInit@@YGPAU__MEM_HEAD@@HHP6GPAXPAXK@ZP6GH00 @Z0@Z ; MemoryInit
    test eax, eax
    mov DWORD PTR [esi+8], eax
    je SHORT $LN1@SuckMeManag@2
    push 0
    push ebx
    push edi
    push 16 ; 00000010H
    push OFFSET ?SessionInfoCompareId@@YGHT__POTYPE@@0@Z ; SessionInfoCompareId
    call ?ListInit@@YGPAU__LIST_HEAD@@P6GHT__POTYPE@@0@ZHP6 GPAXPAXK@ZP6GH22@Z2@Z ; ListInit
    test eax, eax
    mov DWORD PTR [esi+12], eax
    je SHORT $LN1@SuckMeManag@2
    mov eax, DWORD PTR _BlowFlatulentTubasHead$[ebp]
    mov DWORD PTR [eax], esi
    jmp SHORT $LN9@SuckMeManag@2
    push esi
    00 00 call ?SuckMeManageSessionInfoTerminate@@YGXPAU__WSX_SES SION_INFO_HEAD@@@Z ; SuckMeManageSessionInfoTerminate
    $LN9@SuckMeManag@2:
    00064 5b pop ebx
    $LN7@SuckMeManag@2:
    00065 5f pop edi
    00066 5e pop esi
    $LN3@SuckMeManag@2:
    00067 5d pop ebp
    00068 c2 04 00 ret 4
    You have to write this shit all day long to make money?

    You must have to cry yourself to sleep everynight.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lani View Post
    I got the Drunken Noodles instead of the Phad Thai the other night.

    Every time I get the Tom Kah anywhere but Thai Tom I'm so sorely disappointed.
    Where?...
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  15. 01-23-2007, 03:04 PM #40
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    consonance is like your assonance, only different.
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    ah shit. Now he's done it. NOBODY COPY THE CODE BUSTER CREATED INTO THIER TV REMOTE!!!!

    It is in fact a doomsday code of sorts and once activated will force you to watch nothing besides Jerry Falwell reruns, thus causing your soul to be born again over & over.

    Damn neo christian right programers
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    Quote Originally Posted by Yonder_River View Post
    You have to write this shit all day long to make money?

    You must have to cry yourself to sleep everynight.
    Heeheeeeheeeeeeeee. Yup shore dew, thatsa righta, shore dewwww. Now about those Betty Brontoburgers, ballooning battlehips, biggest breasts in the sky. Stop deflating them, dammit.
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  18. 01-23-2007, 03:08 PM #43
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    Buster, are you a big fan of Yams?
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  19. 01-23-2007, 03:09 PM #44
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    Quote Originally Posted by frozenwater View Post
    ah shit. Now he's done it. NOBODY COPY THE CODE BUSTER CREATED INTO THIER TV REMOTE!!!!

    It is in fact a doomsday code of sorts and once activated will force you to watch nothing besides Jerry Falwell reruns, thus causing your soul to be born again over & over.

    Damn neo christian right programers
    Jerry Falwell in a dress, condemning gay lizards, forecasting rubbers raining on Sodom and Gemorrah, bad food in New Orleans and Wall Street on roller skates.

    OK, fine. Now back to your regularly scheduled pablum.
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  20. 01-23-2007, 03:11 PM #45
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hurricane View Post
    Buster, are you a big fan of Yams?
    Women for procreation, young farm animals for pleasure and a sun warmed yam for ecstacy, that's what I always say.
    Yup.
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  22. 01-23-2007, 03:13 PM #47
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    Quote Originally Posted by Buster Highmen View Post
    Women for procreation, young farm animals for pleasure and a sun warmed yam for ecstacy, that's what I always say.
    Yup.
    Have you ever stood at the felt screaming "hash browns and sauerkraut" hoping for hard 6 to land at the other end?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bender View Post
    The dude is actually alright for a wannabe wigger.
    As a white boy, I'm thoughoughly offended.



    And now for something completely different:

    I had an ok time on Devil's Apron yesterday. Got a few good runs. Then I beatered and slightly messed up the left side of my body. Might tour up White Pine tomorrow. Never tried snowboarding.
    Help out a pup or kitteh

    Do it for the critterz

    Res dogz could use a break
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jer View Post
    I had an ok time on Devil's Apron yesterday. Got a few good runs. Then I beatered and slightly messed up the left side of my body. Might tour up White Pine tomorrow. Never tried snowboarding.
    Bravo! Encore, encore, albacore!!!
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  25. 01-23-2007, 03:18 PM #50
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    See? Isn't this better? Buncha weirdos at heart, just get off sticking yourselves in the weak old forms. Fuck.
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