true story

[steve]

so my wife finds a memory card/pen on the train last week.



asked me to take a look at it, see if I can figure out who the owner is, so we can return it and be good samaritan-like people.

so this morning I plug it in, and what do I find?
gay porn. nothing but gay porn. and weird star wars stuff. but mostly gay porn.


my wife is mortified.. she's already assumed that the owner is a married man, and that she has probably met him because she rides the same car every day with pretty much the same people.
I'm pretty psyched because with little lysol and a lot of deleting, I have a new 256-meg memory card/pen combo.


by the way, this thread is NOT worthless without pics.

[iceman]

That's pretty cool (the memory card pen, not the gay porn), I had never even heard of those before this.

[Tuckerman]

Han Solo's so gay.

[rideit]

Chewbacca is the prototype 'bear'.

[milton]

Probably some security audit gone awry...

http://www.darkreading.com/document.....svl=column1_1

You sure that thing didn't phone home?

[irul&ublo]

so my wife finds a memory card/pen on the train last week.



asked me to take a look at it, see if I can figure out who the owner is, so we can return it and be good samaritan-like people.

so this morning I plug it in, and what do I find?
gay porn. nothing but gay porn. and weird star wars stuff. but mostly gay porn....


I'm pretty psyched because with little lysol and a lot of deleting, I have a new 256-meg memory card/pen combo.

Not to mention the half bottle of lube.....

[mrw]

That thing is probably as well traveled as Bill Clinton's cigar. The difference is, it was wandering a darker highway.

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[Tippster]

That thing is probably as well traveled as Bill Clinton's cigar. The difference is, it was wandering a darker highway.

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Ummm... that's not how you get porn onto a memory stick, not even gay porn. You may want to try a different method that includes a USB port....

[gg8983]

I was in a taxi/limo this weekend and found a trio with pictures and video of a dude finger blasting his hairy bushed gf. great laugh at 230am.

[Lexi-Bell]

Han Solo's so gay.

Luke Skywalker, sure, but Han Solo?

[DisArray]

Luke Skywalker, sure, but Han Solo?

It goes to show that gayness is indeed genetic...

[dogwonder]

I really think Princess Leia was a tranny. I bet she'd do some rocking gay porn with those buns (both of 'em).

[iceman]

It goes to show that gayness is indeed genetic...

If that was the case, wouldn't it be gone by now?

[backpack]

If that was the case, wouldn't it be gone by now?

Heh. If sexual selection was only about sex...