New Forum Request

[Professor]

Dear TGR: Due to a distinct lack of "good weather", I am making a request for a new forum. With dry conditions everywhere that snow should be and rain and ice storms everywhere that should be warm, it is time to take matters indoors. Therefore, I am respectfully requesting a "Bowling Forum". I realize you may think this is a joke. However, just imagine the types of threads that would occur. Things like, "what weight ball is best for a jong?", "What hand should I throw with?", "Does this shirt with a name tag make me look core?", "Who's lanes have the freshest lane oil?", and dont forget, "What night is disco bowling at your local alley?". It would also be a forum that would avoid the lunacy that is apparent in all the other forums during the "off season". Bowling, unlike biking, kayaking, surfing and skiing is "free" from the trauma of weather induced time off. For these and many other reasons that I am sure will follow, I believe you will see that my request is not some simple prank. I thank you in advance for your time and cooperation.

Yours truly,

Professor

[MT]

I think you are onto something Prof.