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  1. 01-08-2007, 09:43 AM #1
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    Ski Poles with screw top handle/lid for storing liquids?

    Does anyone know were i can buy some. I was thinking I could keep hot water in one and hot chocolate powder in the other. Or maybe my protein shake in one and listerine in the other to get rid of that nasty protein after-taste.
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    of course you could just keep your booze in there.
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    Quote Originally Posted by phUnk View Post
    You suck at the trolling.
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    I heard that these poles actually exist.
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    Quote Originally Posted by samuelf View Post
    Does anyone know were i can buy some. I was thinking I could keep hot water in one and hot chocolate powder in the other. Or maybe my protein shake in one and listerine in the other to get rid of that nasty protein after-taste.
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    Actually, a friend of mine had a pair of "Taos Guzzlers" back in the 70's that had removable grips and a very long straw in each pole for just that purpose. py poles and waaaay too much swing weight, even empty. He thought they were pretty cool.
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    This board has gone to hell!!!

    first the fucktard dumbshit with the singles line question, then this? RETARDS!

    Yes we know the poles exsist, they have for decades and they suck, just like Goldmember said, the swing weight is very awkward, they will surely freeze any liquid other than booze on a cold day, and the grips are the shitty pistol grip kind, no straps...

    are trolls really this fuking stupid phUnk?
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    I think you're used to taking your protein shakes from a pole.



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    Quote Originally Posted by MacDaddy View Post
    are trolls really this fuking stupid phUnk?

    Yes......
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    I had to double check to make sure I was still on the TGR site after reading that crap!
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    maybe you could put your frappe-a-lappa-mocha-lota-creme-de-la-jiz blast in the pole, too...
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    i just wanted to post in this impotant thread
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