Harvest Cheddar Sunchips are delicious...

**hopped** · 02-22-2004, 05:18 PM

so, having sat in my chair here for 2 hours without getting up, and ingested one entire 13.5oz/ 382.7g package of Sunchips, I realise that I've ingested 2060 calories of lunch chip goodness without doing any exercise, and planning not to do any in the next 24 hours. My roommate went flyfishing because his girlfriend dumped him. I cut my hair because they stopped letting me eat, then realized that I could simply subsist on one bag of glorious Sunchips per day and a glass of water. They do have 30% less fat. My jeans were made holy from when I crashed longboarding, baptised in the blood of my knees. But the other pairs are dirty, even after I wash them. So the holy jeans stay on, and my plaid boxer shorts peek out. I wonder what her grandparents will think.

Sorry. Thanks.

**iceman** · 02-22-2004, 05:49 PM

That's a lot of chips.

[siskel/ebert] I kinda liked the post, though. It had some sorta trippy aspects along with some relationship stuff, also some blood and guts, raggedy jeans, clinical depression and binge eating...THAT'S a winning combo.[/siskel/ebert]

**FreakofSnow** · 02-22-2004, 06:41 PM

I too once ate a whole bag of SunChips (induced by some serious munchies). To my disgust my shit was a bright green, weirdest thing ever. Probably too much info, but oh well.

**ak_powder_monkey** · 02-22-2004, 06:58 PM

Originally posted by hopped
My roommate went flyfishing because his girlfriend dumped him.

Did he catch anything? I like to fish

**hopped** · 02-22-2004, 10:46 PM

Thanks Ice. Waxing existential today. Prolly 'cause my childhood home was just sold after one day on the market.

AKPM- Didn't catch anything- he's C&R anyways. I think it's to him what skiing is to me- a release.

**iceman** · 02-22-2004, 10:58 PM

Originally posted by hopped
Thanks Ice. Waxing existential today. Prolly 'cause my childhood home was just sold after one day on the market.

I feel that one. A buddy of mine just passed though and he gave me a slate from the roof of the house I grew up in, it was being torn down. He went back two days later and it was all gone, the slate is all that's left.

**ak_powder_monkey** · 02-22-2004, 11:22 PM

Originally posted by hopped

AKPM- Didn't catch anything- he's C&R anyways. I think it's to him what skiing is to me- a release.

Thats where I'd have a problem living in the lower 48 I wouldn't know wether to fish or ski. I C&R too fly fishing and skiing are my two passions in life fishing was first then skiing they a good here cause they are complemetry

**hopped** · 02-24-2004, 04:55 AM

Update: My shit is not bright green. Maybe if I try the French Onion flavor next time it will work out.

Blurred Elevens · 02-24-2004, 05:50 AM

Originally posted by hopped
My roommate went flyfishing because his girlfriend dumped him.

Does that work better than getting really, really drunk and repeatedly calling her even though she keeps hanging up and can't see that I'm not crazy and that Her and I were meant to be together and I'd rathewr be dead and she should be dead too if we can't be together and she better not be doing some other dude and, er, uh, flyfishing eh?