Doctor: So, how did you get all these cuts and bruises?
Cavewoman riding bike of self gratification: I fell off my bike when I reached my 23rd orgasm.
Doctor:
What???
A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects.
Science-fiction author Robert Heinlein
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