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    Sprocket Rockets NSFW

    The snow sucks, so I have nothing better to do than find this stuff on-line.







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    phUnk needs to install one of those as an anti-theft measure on his next bike.

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    She reminds me of the Geico caveman.

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    She reminds me of one of the little people on that show on A&E where the enitre family are midgets except for one kid. Her face looks like the father...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Roo View Post
    phUnk needs to install one of those as an anti-theft measure on his next bike.
    But who are you? You seem very nice not bad at all.
    Move along nothing to see here.

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    Doctor: So, how did you get all these cuts and bruises?

    Cavewoman riding bike of self gratification: I fell off my bike when I reached my 23rd orgasm.

    Doctor: What???
    A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects.
    Science-fiction author Robert Heinlein

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    hmmm.....my parents own a bike store, I think that this would sell pretty well.

    Not to mention the custom fitting and install could serve as a bonus for the mechanics......
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    Hey Phill, why don't you post your tax returns, here on TGR, asshole. And your birth certificate.

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    Just me, or is the dildo in question not installed in the first picture?

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    How can you tell? I think you just can't see it because it is saddle deep.

    edit: she does look like the little dude daddy

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    I've heard of 8-inch-travel rides, but that's ridiculous!
    Quote Originally Posted by Alkasquawlik View Post
    So there I was McGoverning down the mountain but I McConkeyed the hell out of a Morrison and landed on my Harrisons. Just then I Skogened off a Tuffelmire but hit my McMurray into a Holmes. As I came to the Burke I Steele Spenced over a Moles and stopped on a Krietler. Then I saw Gaffney, and then two Gaffneys, but they Moseleyed me into a Hall. So I said, "Pep!!" and Saged on out of that Thovex.
    Poetry, on motion.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Phill View Post
    hmmm.....my parents own a bike store, I think that this would sell pretty well.

    Not to mention the custom fitting and install could serve as a bonus for the mechanics......
    Maybe you could start out with a demo bike and see what type of reviews you get.


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    ohhhhhh.........this can't be safe
    If it weren't for serendipity, there'd be no dipity at all

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    Sex museum Amsterdam.

    'nuff said

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    Quote Originally Posted by InspectorGadget View Post
    Doctor: So, how did you get all these cuts and bruises?

    Cavewoman riding bike of self gratification: I fell off my bike when I reached my 23rd orgasm.

    Doctor: What???

    now that's funny.

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