Don't make me do it ullr

[laseranimal]

Ullr, I've been good, really good, I've actually been fiscally responsible and scraped together enough money to buy season pass for 2 years straight. I've accumulated a ridiculous quiver that includes skis that generally speaking have no business on the east coast. I work a crappy job for lousy pay and weird hours just because I get the day off when it snows. I've been known to completely blow important stuff off just to go skiing, just because of you Ullr. I'd be your wingman anytime Ullr, you know that. I'm always there for you no matter what. But I just have to ask where are you buddy? Its supposed to be almost 50 degrees on Friday and Saturday with rain and rain again on Monday. I know maybe some people did something last year to make you upset after that HUGE October snowstorm that you gave us, maybe even I didn't appreciate it enough that the last two Octobers have had the best skiing of the year whether the lifts have been turning or not, but 2006 is over now, lets start fresh OK? I mean I'm almost considering adding a pair of skis to the quiver that are less 170 long and under 75 in the waist(and they won't even have dynafits on them) THAT'S NOT A SKI ULLR! Don't make me have to sell a pair of perfectly good fat skis to buy something like that, don't do it to me, is our relationship worth that kind of stress. I don't think so and I know you don't think so either. Thanks for listening to me Ullr, you were always great for that.

Hugs and kisses

Laser

[Damian Sanders]

Jesus Christ hates you.

[teledave]

Best Run in NC last weekend.

[gravitylover]

Just to rub salt in the wounds Ullr's alterego is making the forsythia(sp?) bushes in my yard bloom.

[ulty_guy]

the only thing that will appease ullr is your pow spatulas up in smoke....you know it is....you covet them and he knows this

[dogwonder]

I put winterizer on my lawn like a month ago. What a retard.

[adam]

I sure hope that bastard Ullr doesn't send a huge low pressure storm through Colorado.

[laseranimal]

Jesus Christ hates you.

and everyone else thinks you're an asshole