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  1. 12-28-2006, 10:12 PM #1
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    "You know how I know you're gay"

    your username is AKA
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  2. 12-28-2006, 10:23 PM #2
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  3. 12-28-2006, 10:28 PM #3
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    your avatar has michael jackson in it.
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    That's soy, bitches.
    washu feeze drive me to firenze?
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    Quote Originally Posted by gimpy View Post
    your avatar has michael jackson in it.
    AKA has michael jackson in it.
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    You have a rainbow bumper sticker on your car that says "I liove it when balls are in my face."
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  7. 12-28-2006, 11:08 PM #7
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  8. 12-28-2006, 11:11 PM #8
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    your brother hit hospital air
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  9. 12-28-2006, 11:14 PM #9
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    my dick was in ur butt and i reached around and you had a boner
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    Quote Originally Posted by backcountrybuddy View Post
    my dick was in ur butt and i reached around and you had a boner
    Yeah but that always happens.

    You really can't help it.
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  11. 12-28-2006, 11:41 PM #11
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    You didn't go skiing in order to spend time with your baby son.


    Actually, I can respect that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Steven S. Dallas View Post
    You didn't go skiing in order to spend time with your baby son.


    Actually, I can respect that.
    Pfft. I can't. Pussy.
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  13. 12-28-2006, 11:44 PM #13
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    you have curly hair and get brain surgery


    BITCH!
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  14. 12-29-2006, 12:10 AM #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by Steven S. Dallas View Post

    Actually, I can respect that.
    Pussy.
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  15. 12-29-2006, 12:43 AM #15
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    You like it in the butt.
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    You do your lady from the back with a strap-on, and, when you get done, yell "MY TURN!!!"
    "Yo!! Brentley! Ya wanna get faded before work?"
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  17. 12-29-2006, 02:37 AM #17
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    Quote Originally Posted by BS720 View Post
    You do your lady from the back with a strap-on, and, when you get done, yell "MY TURN!!!"
    Self-tag-team? Gangbang, bitches!


    Ya'll are a bunch of schweaty ball-lickin', rusty trombone-givin', reach-around-lovin' soy-eaters.
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  18. 12-29-2006, 03:06 AM #18
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    You ride Whistler on snowblades...FAG
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  19. 12-29-2006, 04:24 AM #19
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    Quote Originally Posted by Steven S. Dallas View Post
    You didn't go skiing in order to spend time with your baby son.


    Actually, I can respect that.
    FAG.

    I didn't go skiing because baby's momma works during the day.


    Plus Im the best dad around.
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  20. 12-29-2006, 05:19 AM #20
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fritz View Post
    You have a rainbow bumper sticker on your car that says "I liove it when balls are in my face."
    thats gay?
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  21. 12-29-2006, 10:15 AM #21
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    When your buddy can't go skiing 'cause he's watching his kid and you whine aboutit on an internet forum.
    Try to keep two ideas in your head at the same time without blowing your brains out your ass.
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  22. 12-29-2006, 10:24 AM #22
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    You start a thread with "You know how I know you're gay"...
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  23. 12-29-2006, 10:53 AM #23
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    Quote Originally Posted by AKA View Post
    Plus Im the best dad around.
    I take it back, you're totally gay.
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  24. 12-29-2006, 10:57 AM #24
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    Quote Originally Posted by Steven S. Dallas View Post
    I take it back, you're totally gay.
    yeah like thats a big secret.
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  25. 12-29-2006, 11:04 AM #25
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    Quote Originally Posted by AKA View Post
    yeah like thats a big secret.
    No argument here.
    "I knew in an instant that the three dollars I had spent on wine would not go to waste."
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