George W. Bush to Blow John Ashcroft in Pay Per View Extravaganza

[OldLarry]

heh

[FollowMe]

Is this before or after Bush tea bags Kerry?

[Tavi]

What special interest source would that be tapping?

[OldLarry]

Originally posted by Tavi
What special interest source would that be tapping?

http://www.wreckedhighway.com/index.html

whoops- forgot the link. The article expains it all rather nicely!

[Crinkle]

George W. Bush to Blow John Ashcroft in Pay Per View Extravaganza
Washington, DC - In an effort to beef up his reelection chances this November, George W. Bush will continue his outreach to traditionally left-leaning constituencies by fellating Attorney General John Ashcroft live on pay per view TV this Saturday. While the gay community has long since chafed at Bush’s faith-based policies that seek to undermine mainstream acceptance of homosexuals, Bush handlers hope this act of solidarity will have them thinking about Bush come November.

“We extended an olive branch to the artsy-fartsy liberals by increasing NEA funding, and appeased the Mexicans by offering illegals amnesty,” stated Bush political strategist, Karl Rove. “This is just another gesture by the president to demonstrate his total committment to getting reelected in 2004.”

The event will take place at a secure location on the grounds of Camp David with only select family and gay activists receiving invitations. The undercard features National Security Advisor Condeleeza Rice and former US Attorney General Janet Reno locked in a 69 endurance contest vying to withstand each other’s lascivious tongue-lashings.

After months of focus groups, the Bush team determined that a televised cocksucking was the most politically expedient solution to win the hearts and minds of the gay community. The details of the event were a little sketchy but Mr. Rove promised that president Bush will “finish the task at hand.”

“I haven’t had my lips around a good cock since my induction into Skull and Bones,” chirped a ponderous Bush, as he stared off into space. “I hope old Johnny boy is a little quicker on the trigger than most men his age. I don’t want to end up with lock jaw so close to election time. Then again, I’m not above a little ass tickle to get him going.”

“I am elated that President Bush is willing to experience the glorious feeling of a rock hard cock pulsing between his eager lips,” gushed Tony-winning playwright Tony Kushner. “When I see two men who represent such obstacles for gay rights willing to wrangle in a little ball and cock work, well, it just shows you have far we’ve come.”

Leading Democratic Candidate John Kerry railed against the event. “George Bush pretending he supports gay rights is like me denying I served in Vietnam. This is just the last desparate gasp of a dying regime. Pathetic”

Vegas oddsmakers have set the following wagers for the event:
*Over/under for Ashcroft reaching orgasm: 7 minutes
*2 to 1 that Ashcroft breaks into “America the Beautiful” just prior to reaching orgasm.
*10 to 1 that at any point Ashcroft flips Bush over on all fours and starts riding him like a pony.


good stuff, the odds are better than tuffy's