Some one help me

[Ze Animal]

Ok , so I new at this and this is my first thread. I just broke up with my first real relationship. I dated this girl for over a year and then out of nowhere she dumps me. Being a first time experience, what the hell do I do now? If anyone has advice, help a brother out.

[addict]

massive amounts of extremely dirty, gratuitous sex with a bevy of different women is supposed to be hollow, but it sure worked for me in the past.

[pappag]

It's just a chick dude, they come and go. And your age would help. For instance, a 4-year "relationship" in high school = 5.5 days in college.

[AsheanMT]

Welcome to the world little guy! I don't know how old you are (I'm assuming young) but most of us go on a drinking spree and then have meaningless sex with hot drunken sluts. However, thats not always the "right" thing to do. I recommend that you look deeply into what happened so you can learn from the experience and become a wiser man. Then go get drunk and find some sluts!!

[pechelman]

im sure youve heard this before

but the best way to get over her is to get under another

seriously though, its just a chick. if it wasnt meant to be it wasnt meant to be. nothing productive can come from being depressed about it.

[warthog]

Did she let you take pictures? Those would go a long way around here.

Might even get you a Jong of the year mention. Go for it.

[cj001f]

never listen to internet dweebs talking about relationships

[pappag]

Welcome to the world little guy! I don't know how old you are (I'm assuming young) but most of us go on a drinking spree and then have meaningless sex with hot drunken sluts. However, thats not always the "right" thing to do. I recommend that you look deeply into what happened so you can learn from the experience and become a wiser man. Then go get drunk and find some sluts!!

Good call.

Chances are you fucked up something. But we all have. For instance, laying in bed naked with a perfect 10 who's totally proper (yes, some girls are indeed "good") and telling her she has "incredible DSL's" to which she asks what that means and you reply truthfully - not a good thing to say. Or if a guy is oogling your girl and after she brings it to your attention, you say, "It's okay honey...he's going home with his right hand tonight and I'm going home with you" - also not a good thing to say.

[cj001f]

and remember to use your internet dweeb translator

[AsheanMT]

dsl's def not a good idea nor is cum dumpster or sperm receptacle!!

[AsheanMT]

and remember to use your internet dweeb translator

you don't know what dsl's are?!?

[cj001f]

you don't know what dsl's are?!?

show me yours to refresh my memory.

[Ze Animal]

afraid not

[pechelman]

come on people

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nuff said

[AsheanMT]

show me yours to refresh my memory.

I would but the wife is already sleeping

[AsheanMT]

Whooohooo! Now those are some DSL's

[seanyob]

Sluts, sluts, and more sluts.

[mrw]

hookers and blow will make the pain go away

[Art Shirk]

Don't feed em.

[Hayduke]

hookers and blow will make the pain go away

as will farmyard animals and self asphyxiation. Really, I never lie.

[irul&ublo]

Post naked pics of the ex here. It will make you feel better and she will be flattered and take you back. Trust me on this.

[Cono Este]

You can start by being a man!!!!!!!!!!

[cj001f]

and self asphyxiation. Really, I never lie.

You wouldn't have known Shuan Tomson's son, would you?

[Hayduke]

Taught him everything he knew. Obviously I didn't teach him very well.


Just googled it. I shouldn't laugh, that's a pretty sad waste of life.

[Blatant]

11th grade will be better for you.