Update: I am pulling it off

**LoafLover** · 12-20-2006, 04:37 PM

So, some of you read my thread from awhile back: http://www.tetongravity.com/forums/s...ghlight=Advice
I was told, "stay in school," "no need to scam the multi-million dollar tycoons of the ski resort's world," "you will never get sponsored because of your conduct (us skiers are saints aren't we?)."

Well, I ain't sponsored yet but I have been skiing

(without $$$

)
The Lutsen's have been great as I move my way across this fair land to Colorado and then Tahoe, where I am inviting some competition from Tahoe mags. No disrespect, I have seen what you guys can do, but I think I can do it with more style. See you soon.

**iceman** · 12-20-2006, 04:43 PM

Dude you should have stayed in Maine, the prison in Thomaston is right across from the ocean and has nice views. You'll probably get busted in Cali and end up in San Quentin, no refreshing sea breezes there. Good luck with that.

VC · 12-20-2006, 04:43 PM

Huh?

1234

**powderface** · 12-20-2006, 04:44 PM

Sponsorship is for looser without cash. Earn cash and ski your ass off. Sponsorship is gay.

**mrw** · 12-20-2006, 04:45 PM

Since Telefunken has self immolated and gone to that great music studio in the sky, I am really looking forward to this thread

**Free Range Lobster** · 12-20-2006, 04:50 PM

So you're still a jackoff with no job.

Congratulations!

And Thomaston definitely is more your speed.

So just how much have you begged mom to western union you so far?

**skimoore** · 12-20-2006, 04:58 PM

Wow. Just wow. And sure, come out to Cali, we'll give you a nice warm welcome at Kirkwood. I talked to Tim Cohee, he loves what you're doing and would like to give you a season pass!

Edit: And if you're a stylie as you say, you might make it in a 666 TR, which is the surest way to get spancered!

**dirtybryan** · 12-20-2006, 04:59 PM

Never saw that thread, but passing high school is fucking easy, but yet at least gives you some sort of basis of creditibility. Probably nice to know that when you turn 18 you can't even join the army if you wanted to. Probably nice to know that as soon as these resorts figured out the check scam, they'll cancel your pass and that you are building a horrible credit history that won't even let you borrow the money you'll never be able to pay back. Also nice to know that if you use bad checks for comps, I imagine you'll get banned and/or lose any purse you think you might get. I hope for your sake that you never grow, because I doubt you'll be riding new skis or boots for a long time to come.

LT · 12-20-2006, 05:01 PM

**skibuminwyo** · 12-20-2006, 05:02 PM

here to post in this soon to be historic thread. dude.... you better check yourself before you try a call out. more than likely you will get your lil hind end spanked!

**Greydon Clark** · 12-20-2006, 05:04 PM

This is such bullshit. As in it isn’t true.

advres · 12-20-2006, 05:04 PM

I hope evreyone you care about dies a tragic death. You my non-friend are a grade-A Asshole.

Do you think you are ever going to get anywhere in life talking the way you do? Respect goes a long way and no one is going to respect you if you don't respect them.

Hopefully your car slides into an 18-wheeler, douche nozzle.

**Steven S. Dallas** · 12-20-2006, 05:05 PM

Originally Posted by advres

I hope evreyone you care about dies a tragic death.

That makes sense.

What Mr. Clark said.

**skibuminwyo** · 12-20-2006, 05:06 PM

Originally Posted by advres

I hope evreyone you care about dies a tragic death. You my non-friend are a grade-A Asshole.

Do you think you are ever going to get anywhere in life talking the way you do? Respect goes a long way and no one is going to respect you if you don't respect them.

Hopefully your car slides into an 18-wheeler, douche nozzle.

you said it better

good job hehehehe

**LoafLover** · 12-20-2006, 05:08 PM

This is america folks. The only think I am doing is creating a great book deal in the future. This country will not judge me for my conduct off the slopes soley because of my conduct on the slopes. It's a universal truth.

And yeah, I know the call out thing is kinda gay and some noob shows up here once in awhile and makes the same claims. I am different. I have ripped by Seth at the Loaf, I have lawn darted plus 40 footers and I fucked the entire cheer squad. No pant-load on here is going to show me up. Viva La America.

**dirtybryan** · 12-20-2006, 05:10 PM

Book deal with a high school drop out. Thats like a $50 miliion NBA contract with Steven Hawking.

**Free Range Lobster** · 12-20-2006, 05:11 PM

You're one of those Iron Lung retards aren't you?

**GoldMember** · 12-20-2006, 05:12 PM

God I love it when some punk moron gets on a public board and brags about how he's ripping off services somewhere to a bunch of people who are paying their way. It's not like the moron's theft of services adds to the cost of everyone else's tickets or anything, right? No wonder he dropped high school; not smart enough to make grades.

Yeah, so you must be what, 17 or 18? Skied in Maine all your life (all 12 years of skiing, max...)? Calling out the K-Wood, Colo, Utards, and Cali crowd? Brilliant!

Christ, it's the illegitimate spawn of Highway Star.....

**skibuminwyo** · 12-20-2006, 05:15 PM

Originally Posted by GoldMember

God I love it when some punk moron gets on a public board and brags about how he's ripping off services somewhere to a bunch of people who are paying their way. It's not like the moron's theft of services adds to the cost of everyone else's tickets or anything, right? No wonder he dropped high school; not smart enough to make grades.

Yeah, so you must be what, 17 or 18? Skied in Maine all your life (all 12 years of skiing, max...)? Calling out the K-Wood, Colo, Utards, and Cali crowd? Brilliant!

Christ, it's the illegitimate spawn of Highway Star.....

im just hoping, well im not hoping that he realizes how many industry pros are on this board. alot of us out here have stake in resorts, or companies, etc. he's basically completely fucking himself out of any kind of legitimate spancership.....JONG!

**MapleSyrup** · 12-20-2006, 05:15 PM

Originally Posted by LoafLover

And yeah, I know the call out thing is kinda gay and some noob shows up here once in awhile and makes the same claims. I am different. I have ripped by Seth at the Loaf, I have lawn darted plus 40 footers and I fucked the entire cheer squad. No pant-load on here is going to show me up. Viva La America.

Looks like you have it all figured out

. Oh, and I'm sure you are way better than Seth

**iceman** · 12-20-2006, 05:15 PM

Originally Posted by advres

I hope evreyone you care about dies a tragic death. You my non-friend are a grade-A Asshole.

Do you think you are ever going to get anywhere in life talking the way you do? Respect goes a long way and no one is going to respect you if you don't respect them.

Hopefully your car slides into an 18-wheeler, douche nozzle.

That seems perhaps a bit harsh.

Oh, and douchenozzle is one word.

And I bet Greydon is right, my bad for responding.

**keksie** · 12-20-2006, 05:17 PM

alias, troll, etc..

**GoldMember** · 12-20-2006, 05:18 PM

Originally Posted by LoafLover

I am different. I have ripped by Seth at the Loaf, I have lawn darted plus 40 footers and I fucked the entire cheer squad. No pant-load on here is going to show me up. Viva La America.

I'm guessing here but......no helmet on the lawndart??

**iceman** · 12-20-2006, 05:22 PM

Originally Posted by GoldMember

Skied in Maine all your life...

hey now, don't dog the Maineiacs, they're as badass as anybody else. More than most. And the Loaf is a big mountain (bigger than most western ski areas) with a badass park. There's nothing wrong with the skiers or the skiing in Maine (except for the freezing fucking cold and hardly any snow parts), it's this (most likely fake) kid we're talking about.

Focus on the kid at hand....focus...

advres · 12-20-2006, 05:22 PM

Originally Posted by LoafLover

This country will not judge me for my conduct off the slopes soley because of my conduct on the slopes. It's a universal truth.

No, they will judge you acting like an ass talking the way you do anywhere. You are off the slopes right now and I think the unanimous consensus is, you are a fucktard.

Get off your high horse buddy. I will bet my life, you are not that good.