Bwaaaahahaha!! Check out the email from the ghey (I'm guessing) office assistant

**divegirl** · 12-15-2006, 11:55 AM

Good Morning Folks,

Happy Friday!!!! You know what that means... another day of tummies full of hot spiced apple cider and delicious holiday cookies. As always the "Cider Stand" is set-up near our Christmas tree. Feel free to partake throughout the day. I just put it out at 9:30am so I would wait 20-30 minutes before diving into the cider.

Happy Holidays Folks!!!

P.S. The refrigerator will be invaded by the dreaded "This is TOO old to be in here" gnomes today by 4:00pm.

Oh, and to top it off, his last name is Pigeon. It's just too much. Too much!!! "Tummies" ?? You don't say "tummies" in an office email, especially at a firm comprised of very professional architects and engineers.

**Dawn Patrol** · 12-15-2006, 11:58 AM

Hahaha, nice... Clearly he's straight.

**cinnepa** · 12-15-2006, 12:00 PM

as an engineer i am i highly offended also........could you please grab me cup schmoookums?

Squatch · 12-15-2006, 12:08 PM

I bet he likes to cuddle.

**Stone-Free** · 12-15-2006, 12:08 PM

Originally Posted by cinnepa

schmoookums?

That word, is so, 90's you silly pants.

**Daywalker** · 12-15-2006, 12:13 PM

Note to self: stop using the word 'tummies' in office emails.

**cinnepa** · 12-15-2006, 12:14 PM

Originally Posted by Stone-Free

That word, is so, 90's you silly pants.

shhhhhhhh

**Evmo** · 12-15-2006, 12:23 PM

Must be the soy...

**Steven S. Dallas** · 12-15-2006, 12:26 PM

I think it's great you work with gnomes. I'm a big believer in workplace diversity.

**72Twenty** · 12-15-2006, 12:32 PM

Originally Posted by divegirl

Good Morning Folks,

Happy Friday!!!! ...Feel free to partake throughout the day...

You should just hang out by the Christmas tree and smoke a joint.

**Tippster** · 12-15-2006, 12:34 PM

Buy that man a Loofah.

**ECbum** · 12-15-2006, 12:34 PM

Another no-no in professional workplace emails or setting...the f'ing double or dreaded triple exclamation point!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

**Tippster** · 12-15-2006, 12:38 PM

I changed my mind. Buy him this ultra-sweet Nixon "Rocker" watch on SAC. That thing is as soy as timepieces get.

**Trashcan** · 12-15-2006, 01:04 PM

P.S. The refrigerator will be invaded by the dreaded "This is TOO old to be in here" gnomes today by 4:00pm.

Holy shit that dude needs to be bitch slapped. HARD.

Quick,run to liquer store and dump some everclear in the cider.

Are you sure it's guy??

**wi3dzmin** · 12-15-2006, 01:18 PM

Originally Posted by divegirl

P.S. The refrigerator will be invaded by the dreaded "This is TOO old to be in here" gnomes today by 4:00pm.

Wow... just wow. Me wonders if the dude also believes in Pillowpants and Listerfiend.

**Trashcan** · 12-15-2006, 02:14 PM

Funny thing is the dude was probably giggling when he sent it out thinking
" I'm so clever (Tee Hee)".

**Joey Joe Joe Junior Shabadoo** · 12-15-2006, 02:18 PM

Originally Posted by Tippster

That thing is as soy as timepieces get.

Bwaahhaaa

**twodogs** · 12-15-2006, 02:27 PM

Originally Posted by Trashcan

Are you sure it's guy??

No, its gay.

**Crinkle** · 12-15-2006, 02:33 PM

i bet you he likes to play "tummy sticks" in his off time

**AbsolutStoli** · 12-15-2006, 02:55 PM

what? no menorah? and its the first day of hanukkah and everything....

i hope the maintenance crew got that email...i wonder how they feel about being referred to as gnomes.

**peterslovo** · 12-15-2006, 04:16 PM

Originally Posted by divegirl

As always the "Cider Stand" is set-up near our Christmas tree. Feel free to partake throughout the day. I just put it out at 9:30am so I would wait 20-30 minutes before diving into the cider.

But is the cider spiked?

**TBS** · 12-15-2006, 04:54 PM

Did he decorate the tree too?
Def Ghey - not that there's anything wrong with that

**divegirl** · 12-15-2006, 05:10 PM

Originally Posted by telebobski

Did he decorate the tree too?
Def Ghey - not that there's anything wrong with that

Oh - there's absolutely nothing wrong with him being ghey. Just thought I'd clear that up.

I'm still laughing.....

**RootSkier** · 12-15-2006, 06:24 PM

So after I got done pushing back against this guy, he was like, "let's snuggle." I was like, hell no, that is so soy.

**P_McPoser** · 12-15-2006, 06:51 PM

Originally Posted by AbsolutStoli

what? no menorah? and its the first day of hanukkah and everything....

i hope the maintenance crew got that email...i wonder how they feel about being referred to as gnomes.

Wait. You have someone who's job it is to clean up after the slobs in your office?!

I'm Jealous....