Buddah Call

[Free Range Lobster]

http://onedimensional.wordpress.com/...-use-the-mouth

And I quote, just because I'm fucking laughing my ass off.

This is some US radio show, where married/engaged people call up to complain about their better half (is it really?). This is a hillarious conversation, some Indian female calling up and then, just hear what happens.

If you're at work, wear headphones.

[snow_slider]

Damn. Talk about busted. That was funny as hell.

[bklyn]

"You refuse to use the mouth...
And neither do you!!"

introducing the ways of American love...

Darling Nikki -

I knew a girl named nikki
I guess u could say she was a sex fiend
I met her in a hotel lobby
Masturbating with a magazine
She said howd u like 2 waste some time
And I could not resist when I saw little nikki grind

She took me 2 her castle
And I just couldnt believe my eyes
She had so many devices
Everything that money could buy
She said sign your name on the dotted line
The lights went out
And nikki started 2 grind

Nikki

The castle started spinning
Or maybe it was my brain
I cant tell u what she did 2 me
But my body will never be the same
Her lovin will kick your behind
Oh, shell show u no mercy
But shell shonuff shonuff show u how 2 grind

Darlin nikki

Woke up the next morning
Nikki wasnt there
I looked all over and all I found
Was a phone unmber on the stairs
It said thank u 4 a funky time
Call me up whenever u want 2 grind

Oh, nikki, ohhhh

Come back nikki, come back
Your dirty little prince
Wanna grind grind grind grind grind grind grind grind grind