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    Fucking skiers.
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    But I'm 5' 2" and schralp the gnar on 190 powder pluses!! Oh, come on!
    "Climb the mountains and get their good tidings. The winds will blow their freshness into you, and the storms, their energy. Your cares and tensions will drop away like the leaves of Autumn." --John Muir

    "welcome to the hacienda, asshole." --s.p.c.

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    Mr. BlurredElevens:

    I invite you to join us for service every Sunday at 12:30 at the top of Eagle's Nest on Vail Mountain. Soon we will be having them at Two Elk as well!
    Is it radix panax notoginseng? - splat
    This is like hanging yourself but the rope breaks. - DTM
    Dude Listen to mtm. He's a marriage counselor at burning man. - subtle plague

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    Quote Originally Posted by MakersTeleMark View Post
    Mr. BlurredElevens:

    I invite you to join us for service every Sunday at 12:30 at the top of Eagle's Nest on Vail Mountain. Soon we will be having them at Two Elk as well!
    I'll make sure and bring my spray paint.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BlurredElevens View Post
    You still living in your truck? You angry cuz Ullr thinks you're a douchebag?

    Um, a mythical Norse god thinks Im a douche? That sucks.

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    I guess it's not dumping freshies in Colorado today?

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    It's spelled 'skies,' douchebag.

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    I am here to post in this thread with my new wicked sick avatar
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    I don't think I've ever seen mental illness so faithfully rendered in html.

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    hence, my signon to TGR. Enough said

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    I hear the back side of Ski Cooper is open. You should totally hit that.
    Change is good. You go first.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rontele View Post
    I am here to post in this thread with my new wicked sick avatar

    I have a funny story about Jimmy Snuka, a few hits of acid, and one of the Nasty Boys.

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    Blurred, I listened to that song in your signature, and I had a sub but it didn't seem to make a difference, but I can't seem to dislodge it from my cd drive. It was an Angus steak from quiznos!

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    Quote Originally Posted by homerjay View Post
    I have a funny story about Jimmy Snuka, a few hits of acid, and one of the Nasty Boys.
    Do tell, this thread is going nowhere and could use some drift.
    Quote Originally Posted by Roo View Post
    I don't think I've ever seen mental illness so faithfully rendered in html.

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    Quote Originally Posted by adam View Post
    Blurred, I listened to that song in your signature, and I had a sub but it didn't seem to make a difference, but I can't seem to dislodge it from my cd drive. It was an Angus steak from quiznos!
    Not sure if you're saying you liked the song, or you can't quit listening to "dig up her bones".
    Last edited by BlurredElevens; 12-08-2006 at 05:41 PM.

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    Cashews have been known to be deadly.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rontele View Post
    Do tell, this thread is going nowhere and could use some drift.
    I graduated from college in August because I fell a few credits shy...so summertime as a super-senior is wierd and somewhat boring, we just hit the same few bars and parties, etc. One night we're closing down 'the cafe' when several large, mulleted figures walk in looking for a party. Turns out it was Superfly and his entourage. We went back to my friends house, continued boozing, and passed around a few big fatty J's. Superfly seemed to like to get high. One of the Nasty Boys asked my friend Nate if he has anything stronger. He asked the right guy. Next thing we know, it's 5am, and another wrestler is passed out on the front yard, the Nasty Boy is face-melting tripping, and the Superfly is just taking it all in. He didn't say much. When they were about to leave right before sunrise, they say "Superfly would like to say a few words." The place goes silent, and Superfly gave a very heartfelt thank you for getting he and his friends shitfaced. He goes around and shakes all of our hands one-by-one, then kissed my girlfriend (at the time) on the cheek, "Superfly always kisses the ladies." He seemed to like to refer to himself in the third person. They all pile into a lifted and heavily modified International Scout 4x4 parked on the front yard of my friends' house with the tripping Nasty Boy at the wheel and sped off into the sunrise.

    I guess you had to be there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Particle View Post
    I heart Blurred.

    P.S. If you don't ski DPS, Iggies, Spats, ARGs, or EHPs YOU ARE A PUSSY.
    I guess I need to return my big daddies

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    Quote Originally Posted by homerjay View Post
    I graduated from college in August because I fell a few credits shy...so summertime as a super-senior is wierd and somewhat boring, we just hit the same few bars and parties, etc. One night we're closing down 'the cafe' when several large, mulleted figures walk in looking for a party. Turns out it was Superfly and his entourage. We went back to my friends house, continued boozing, and passed around a few big fatty J's. Superfly seemed to like to get high. One of the Nasty Boys asked my friend Nate if he has anything stronger. He asked the right guy. Next thing we know, it's 5am, and another wrestler is passed out on the front yard, the Nasty Boy is face-melting tripping, and the Superfly is just taking it all in. He didn't say much. When they were about to leave right before sunrise, they say "Superfly would like to say a few words." The place goes silent, and Superfly gave a very heartfelt thank you for getting he and his friends shitfaced. He goes around and shakes all of our hands one-by-one, then kissed my girlfriend (at the time) on the cheek, "Superfly always kisses the ladies." He seemed to like to refer to himself in the third person. They all pile into a lifted and heavily modified International Scout 4x4 parked on the front yard of my friends' house with the tripping Nasty Boy at the wheel and sped off into the sunrise.

    I guess you had to be there.
    No you don't. Unreal.
    Quote Originally Posted by Roo View Post
    I don't think I've ever seen mental illness so faithfully rendered in html.

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    Remember this gem?



    R U ready to be my bitch again?

    Take it like the shemale whore that you are, you A-frame ski toting beanpole dumpster slut fucktard.

    Ask me about my jumping skis again and I'll shove them up your ass, you smelly-ass Texas biaaatch!
    Kill all the telemarkers
    But they’ll put us in jail if we kill all the telemarkers
    Telemarketers! Kill the telemarketers!
    Oh we can do that. We don’t even need a reason

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    Quote Originally Posted by Core Shot View Post
    Remember this gem?



    R U ready to be my bitch again?

    Take it like the shemale whore that you are, you A-frame ski toting beanpole dumpster slut fucktard.

    Ask me about my jumping skis again and I'll shove them up your ass, you smelly-ass Texas biaaatch!

    Classic shit. You can be my wingman anytime...hahahahaha.

    (too bad the jongs have no idea what we're talking about)

    Nice save.

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    [QUOTE= When they were about to leave right before sunrise, they say "Superfly would like to say a few words." The place goes silent, and Superfly gave a very heartfelt thank you for getting he and his friends shitfaced. He goes around and shakes all of our hands one-by-one, then kissed my girlfriend (at the time) on the cheek, "Superfly always kisses the ladies." He seemed to like to refer to himself in the third person. They all pile into a lifted and heavily modified International Scout 4x4 parked on the front yard of my friends' house with the tripping Nasty Boy at the wheel and sped off into the sunrise.

    I guess you had to be there.[/QUOTE]

    I would let Superfly date my sister. That is a thoughtful and quality person.
    "Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut." Ernest Hemingway

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    Quote Originally Posted by homerjay View Post
    I guess you had to be there.
    No way man, that is an awesome story, rock on.

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    I think we can attribute this thread to BE's sign on being hijacked. Case closed. Out.

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    After 6,600+ post posts, you would think that you would know to post nekkid pictures with such a request for info. Some people just don't get it.

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