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    Dear TGR

    I go to some shitty school on the front range...I just moved here this Fall from Mississippi. I'm looking to shred the fluff. Where is the best resort to go to tomorrow? I'm also in the market for some new twin -tipped skiiiiis and bindings. What would be best? I'm 6'7" and weight 125 lbs. I'm an advanced expert and I can ski anything except moguls or off-piste. Are Volkl Karmas a good ski for me?
    I have a 5 mountain pass and I'm looking for the goods. yours truly.

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    You forgot to use an alias dude.

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    troll....

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    Quote Originally Posted by frozenwater View Post
    You forgot to use an alias dude.
    Are those skiiis?

    I googled "alias skis" and found nothing. Help!

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    have fun you boring ass mother
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    na'ah, breck's way sicker.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lemon boy View Post

    have fun you boring ass mother
    I just asked for help. Why are people so judgemental here??!!

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    being judgement is only a problem if you're wrong. I'm right so it's okay.
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    Nobody likes you, so why don't you just drop dead.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BlurredElevens View Post
    I just asked for help. Why are people so juggs-mental here??!!
    Here, let me fix that for ya.

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    You people are such fucking assholes !!! Do you feel better about yourself talking crap to people on the internet??!!!

    FUCK OFF!!!!!!!!!

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    All you really need is this and you're covered:


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    Quote Originally Posted by BlurredElevens View Post
    What would be best? I'm 6'7" and weight 125 lbs.
    Your B-ball coach is going to yank your scholly when he finds out you went skiiiiing.

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    WHOA, THAT IS SOOOOO DOPE!

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    Quote Originally Posted by BlurredElevens View Post
    I go to some shitty school on the front range...I just moved here this Fall from Mississippi. I'm looking to shred the fluff. Where is the best resort to go to tomorrow? I'm also in the market for some new twin -tipped skiiiiis and bindings. What would be best? I'm 6'7" and weight 125 lbs. I'm an advanced expert and I can ski anything except moguls or off-piste. Are Volkl Karmas a good ski for me?
    I have a 5 mountain pass and I'm looking for the goods. yours truly.
    try Copper
    "...but I come from no country, from no city, no tribe. I am the son of the road, my country is the caravan, my life the most unexpected of voyages".-Leo Africanus

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    Ive been wondering something, is that Blurred in his avatar??


    If it is then I think I know why he is so angry.



    (hint: its because he is an ugly man.)

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    Quote Originally Posted by peterslovo View Post
    All you really need is this and you're covered:


    Who is that laying on the floor? Are you making fun of me??!!! WTF??!

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    Quote Originally Posted by AKA View Post
    Ive been wondering something, is that Blurred in his avatar??


    If it is then I think I know why he is so angry.



    (hint: its because he is an ugly man.)
    Pretty boys walk runways and suck dicks. Hope your quest to be a woman works out.

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    Jeez you guys. You don't have to give this poor beanpole such a hard time. I've lurked on here a long time without contributing anything while I enjoyed your TR's and technical ski knowledge, and I have to say just because you think you are Gods gift to the world or skiing doesn't mean you have to be assholes. Can't we all just hold hands and be friends, maybe even compose a big ski ballet together?

    Sincerely,

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    Quote Originally Posted by BlurredElevens View Post
    Pretty boys walk runways and suck dicks. Hope your quest to be a woman works out.


    Ok. Thats settled.

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    My avatar is a self portrait I drew while I was in Vietnam.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AKA View Post
    Ok. Thats settled.
    You still living in your truck? You angry cuz Ullr thinks you're a douchebag?

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    Quote Originally Posted by BlurredElevens View Post
    I go to some shitty school on the front range...I just moved here this Fall from Mississippi. I'm looking to shred the fluff. Where is the best resort to go to tomorrow? I'm also in the market for some new twin -tipped skiiiiis and bindings. What would be best? I'm 6'7" and weight 125 lbs. I'm an advanced expert and I can ski anything except moguls or off-piste. Are Volkl Karmas a good ski for me?
    I have a 5 mountain pass and I'm looking for the goods. yours truly.
    Duuuude - we should totally hook up - we sound like long lost brothers!!.

    You could totally handle the off-piste - I hit Loveland Pass all the time - you dont need transpiepers or that kinda shit there - no one else has it.

    I gotta get some new twin tippered jibbing skis too - my pocket rockets are losing the edges from so many rail slides.

    How about you come over to my place tonight for some wine coolers and we can hit the double tree rail slide in my back yard!!

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    I heart Blurred.

    P.S. If you don't ski DPS, Iggies, Spats, ARGs, or EHPs YOU ARE A PUSSY.

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