Halfway through reading that I was getting all stoked for you and thought Dude was gonna hit it instead.
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Thread: Butterface (possibly NSFW)
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12-24-2006, 12:13 AM #51
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Besides the comet that killed the dinosaurs nothing has destroyed a species faster than entitled white people.-ajp
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01-04-2007, 09:43 PM #52
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^^He might have hit it after I passed out for all I know, or he might have just found her repulsive and pinched off a nasty loaf in the backyard instead for all I know. The Dude is sensitive about his prospective bitches.
peace,
D."There's a truth that sanity denies...." --Sprung Monkey
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01-05-2007, 05:13 PM #53
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A true classic; the wingman gets rewarded with a trimmed beav! Always a tough choice when confronted with a butterface, but it sounds like the kickin' body made up for it
"No snowflake in an avalanche ever feels responsible" -Stanislaw Jerzy Lec
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01-06-2007, 12:11 AM #54
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Now that is some good entertainment D! Hilarious. Beer spilt on the keyboard, especially after kidwoo's comment.
You gotta at least snap a mugshot of this chick.
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01-07-2007, 06:01 PM #55
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If it weren't for serendipity, there'd be no dipity at all
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05-10-2007, 09:26 AM #56
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Someone just reminded me about this night (they saw butterface out over the weekend), little trip down memory lane for me...what a crazy night. I think I am going to start growing the goatee back.
peace,
D."There's a truth that sanity denies...." --Sprung Monkey
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05-10-2007, 04:33 PM #57
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Gee, and I never thought these stories were true.
Click. Point. Chute.
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12-09-2007, 01:22 AM #58
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Wow. I missed this one! FKNA, awesome. You're still a fucking dork for not having her number in your phone. Ugly ass face, but good sex is hard to pass up. Worthless without pics, but we understand...you couldn't bear to take her photograph. Funny story - looking forward to the next one. Next time, involve your "wife" and it will be even better.
bc-lovah
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12-09-2007, 02:34 AM #59
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Originally Posted by divegirl
Wow. I missed this one! FKNA, awesome. You're still a fucking dork for not having her number in your phone. Ugly ass face, but good sex is hard to pass up. Worthless without pics, but we understand...you couldn't bear to take her photograph. Funny story - looking forward to the next one. Next time, involve your "wife" and it will be even better.
Wow, I almost can't imagine the boredom it would take to wander across this a year later.
But hey, I can't imagine the boredom it would take to read that wonderful piece of writing, LOL'ing several times in the process.
Good work, Bohdi and divegirl.
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12-09-2007, 03:31 AM #60
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Poor chick just moved to SoCal with her man and never heard the story, but this night she is sleeping in the house just acoss from the butterface bar, she wondered, and was told....I am readyto got to Pepe's and seek a story anew...+
"There's a truth that sanity denies...." --Sprung Monkey
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12-09-2007, 03:43 AM #61
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Heeeeeey man..........that's true. We're doing that fukinng tinseltown triathlon tomorrow and shitaz ......and it's fukin 1:41am or some shit and shit. I'm sdrjunk. Dude.....................you're a guy hwho's really oks NS RESPONDING T shit. Originally Posted by Bodhi
oooopa i quoted bodhion accident. i'm druknk. i touched bodhis dogs junk. and his balls. ehhe.
hanging out with maggots drunk is fun. hehehhehafjasfdash/bc-lovah
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12-09-2007, 03:46 AM #62
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touch my left laeg. touch my left letga. touch my left leg. that's better. heaehadfdpuo]-URF]-UTFA]W-UTG]PGBa
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12-09-2007, 03:47 AM #63
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HEY DID I mention i was accepted to grad school
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funney, heeh. i'm acuatually smart. just drunk right now.bc-lovah
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12-09-2007, 03:49 AM #64
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we''re celebrating drinkin g wine. i'm a post whore like bhokdhi says right no.w. im'm a post whore. whore. fukin slust .
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12-09-2007, 03:50 AM #65
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Originally Posted by divegirl
Originally Posted by divegirl
Originally Posted by divegirl
I'm quoting all this so you can't escape it. Originally Posted by divegirl
Last edited by flyby; 12-09-2007 at 12:51 PM. Reason: to add more embarassing divegirl quotes
Originally Posted by Divebomber
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12-09-2007, 04:01 AM #66
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Cool...righthand action....Cyrus has her in the bag on the floor while the Dude watches...my socks are going counterclockwise in the dryer right now...
"There's a truth that sanity denies...." --Sprung Monkey
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12-09-2007, 10:13 AM #67
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I get it now.
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12-09-2007, 12:28 PM #68
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I am just curious if you kids made it to the triathalon because when I left last night or this morning no one looked like they were going anywhere today. Asandygal put out a nice spread for the mags and I am not talking legs but then again maybe I left the party too early.
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12-09-2007, 12:48 PM #69
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lol I just woke up and am still drunk. I read this last and laughed really hard. And then I realized that I read this last night too and laughed really hard then as well.
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12-09-2007, 03:30 PM #70
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This is DIVEGIRL.....
Hahahaha!!! Wow. I drank too much wine. In fact, I think I was still drunk this morning when I woke up at 7am to do the triathlon. And yes, we completed it this morning. It was awesome, and actually fun. Walking over to the start line...my head was pounding. But by the end of the 5k, I was gold. Bike portion went well, and the swim was a little messed up (in a pool, lots of flailing body parts) but it was in a heated pool so that was nice.
Asandygal and the Mr. put on a great shin dig last night. Props to them for being wonderful hosts.
We all have to hang out again soon. Lego and I will host.
"Great barbecue makes you want to slap your granny up the side of her head." - Southern Saying
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12-09-2007, 04:06 PM #71
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at claremont? Originally Posted by divegirl
Quando paramucho mi amore de felice carathon.
Mundo paparazzi mi amore cicce verdi parasol.
Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.
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12-09-2007, 08:25 PM #72
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I believe Cal Poly Pomona was the target, though one of the Claremont institutions could certainly be a possibility. Originally Posted by irul&ublo
"if the city is visibly one of humankind's greatest achievements, its uncontrolled evolution also can lead to desecration of both nature and the human spirit."
-- Melvin G. Marcus 1979
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12-09-2007, 08:31 PM #73
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You are correct, sir. CP Pomona. I believe I'll be taking a GIS class next quarter. Originally Posted by Telenater
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12-09-2007, 09:08 PM #74
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Originally Posted by divegirl
You are correct, sir. CP Pomona. I believe I'll be taking a GIS class next quarter.
Good luck. Just remember that many people make GIS harder than it needs to be and that others simplify things far more than they can be."if the city is visibly one of humankind's greatest achievements, its uncontrolled evolution also can lead to desecration of both nature and the human spirit."
-- Melvin G. Marcus 1979
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12-09-2007, 11:35 PM #75
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Hah! I remember this thread. Nice bump!
I wuz just thinking about Bodhi, Sandygal, etc... today as I cleaned out my ski backpack & found my mammoth voucher (from when I hurt my knee) & remembering the Mammoth crew. I don't think I've seen Sandy posting much. But if you're reading...Hiya Sandygal
You guys are awesome. Can't wait to go use the Mammoth passes sometime & hang out w/ y'all.
And Divegirl...nice drunkposting!
SpriteLast edited by snowsprite; 12-09-2007 at 11:37 PM.
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