I Am Not An Alias

**Bill Clinton** · 11-15-2006, 06:50 PM

I very concerned about my legacy. With pictures like this I don't know what I'll do???

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**rideit** · 11-15-2006, 07:37 PM

Those aren't even good celebrity imposters.
Head in the WH=stud legacy.
Don't stress it.

**Lobot** · 11-15-2006, 07:39 PM

Welcome, baldy!

**Captain Picard** · 11-15-2006, 08:50 PM

So there we were on Ceberian 9, basking in the glow of the three brown-dwarf anitcline suns, when Number 1 turns and asks me if I can rub sun tan lotion on his back. RED ALERT

**Mime** · 11-15-2006, 08:52 PM

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

**bearcatfan98** · 11-15-2006, 09:45 PM

Hey guys, what's up?

**HobieTony** · 11-15-2006, 09:50 PM

My avatar barely registers this thread

**Arnold Schwarzenegger** · 11-15-2006, 09:53 PM

Vell ah've got news for you:

You are MINE NOW!!!
You belong to ME!!!

**John_Kerry** · 11-15-2006, 09:57 PM

I was for this thread before I was against it.

**Mean Gene Okerlund** · 11-15-2006, 10:02 PM

this is an internet royal rumble.

**brettf** · 11-15-2006, 11:58 PM

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**Richard Simmons** · 11-16-2006, 02:18 PM

I'm not an alias, but I am totally gay for all you utards.

**Sigmund Freud** · 11-16-2006, 02:34 PM

An alias is ze Ego's attempt to detach from ze sense that one's inner-self iz a complete fucktard!

Ooh, unt Dr. Phil iz a complete unt total wanker!

**Lewis Black** · 11-16-2006, 04:04 PM

Originally Posted by Al Roker

This thread is totally stupid!

You big, fat, fuck!! You are intolerable...You don't know shit about the weather!!
You remember when the blizzard hit NYC. You predicted 4-12inches of snow, we had 36 inches of snow!

giving you the benefit of doubt you were 2 FEET OFF!.THATS NOT EVEN IN THE BALLPARK!! If your were 2 feet of and a roofer, you would still be in Jail. You make 1.5 million dollars, and you don't even know anything. For 1.5 Million any maggot could do the weather with a FUCK! Gorilla screw them up the ass.. Just shut up! for 1.5 million you would be glad to see Simba everyday at work.

untill you find out that simba is making 2 million.

**Bill Clinton** · 11-17-2006, 08:49 AM

^^^Bum for Friday^^^

**Al Roker** · 11-17-2006, 09:09 AM

Originally Posted by Lewis Black

You big, fat, fuck!! You are intolerable...You don't know shit about the weather!!
You remember when the blizzard hit NYC. You predicted 4-12inches of snow, we had 36 inches of snow!

giving you the benefit of doubt you were 2 FEET OFF!.THATS NOT EVEN IN THE BALLPARK!! If your were 2 feet of and a roofer, you would still be in Jail. You make 1.5 million dollars, and you don't even know anything. For 1.5 Million any maggot could do the weather with a FUCK! Gorilla screw them up the ass.. Just shut up! for 1.5 million you would be glad to see Simba everyday at work.

untill you find out that simba is making 2 million.

Hey, what the fuck is the matter with you? Didn't your mommy give you enough attention when you were little? Firstly, I am no longer a fat fuck. 2nd, maybe you don't know this, but weather isn't exactly an exact science. If I was a roofer and was off by 2 feet I would be in jail??? WELL MAYBE THAT'S WHY I'M NOT A GODDAM ROOFER!!! THAT AND THE FACT THAT I MAKE HUGE MONEY!!! MAYBE THAT'S WHY YOUR MOM WATCHES ME EVERY DAY!
Listen, Lewis Black... why don't you apply for my job.. If the network thinks you can do it better, maybe they will hire you. In the meantime, get back up on my roof and finish my shingles, you lazy fuck. I'll be in here snorting coke off your moms tits.