Name the Movie from lines

[DougW]

Movie A
[trying to coerce his son to get down from jumping off the roof.]
Max Berman: I'll gouge your right eye with my thumb! I'm gonna punch you in the eye till it turns to jelly! I'll stab you with forks till you bleed, how bout that?!

I don't think I could ever get used to being poked and prodded. I told my proctologist one time, "Why don't you take me out to dinner and a movie sometime?"

Am I nuts or does that guy have two left feet?

I went to one of those obedience places once... it was all going well until they spilled hot candle wax on my private parts.

Movie B

Suicide is never the answer little trouper.

Now that's a real shame when folks be throwin' away a perfectly good white boy like that.

Go that way, really fast. If something gets in your way, turn.

Movie C
Oh, I'm sorry, did my pin get in the way of your ass? Do me a favor and lose five pounds immediately or get out of my building like now!

Moisture is the essence of wetness, and wetness is the essence of beauty

MovieD

Alan Barrows: And they had no hole in the center of the record.
Jerry Palter: No, you had to provide it yourself. They were still good records. Good product.
Mark Shubb: If you punched a hole in them, you'd have a good time.

There was abuse in my family, but it was mostly musical in nature

Thank goodness for model trains, without model trains they wouldn't gotten the idea for the big ones.

Movie E

I knew it! I'm surrounded by assholes!

I see your schwartz is as big as mine.

Movie F
Do me a favor. Just kick my ass, okay? Kick this ass for a man, that's all. Kick my ass. Enjoy. Come on. I'm not asking, I'm telling with this. Kick my ass.

You can't really dust for vomit.

Dozens of people spontaneously combust each year. It's just not really widely reported.

We've got Armadillos in our trousers. It's really quite frightening.

Movie G

People say, You must have been the class clown. And I say, No, I wasn't. But I sat next to the class clown, and I studied him.

It's a Zen thing, like how many babies fit in a tire.

He's teaching me to change my instincts... or at least ignore them.

I'm walking on air ... you know ... this is a sensation which is ... forget it. When I became a dentist, I thought I was happy, but this ...

Some people find it ironical that although we run a travel agency, we've never been outside of Blaine.

[Jiffy]

E = Spaceballs

[DougW]

Is it dark?
Of course it's dark. It's a suicide note.

You wanna play some word games, or do some experiments on me or anything?

I've always been considered an asshole for about as long as I can remember. That's just my style. But I'd really feel blue if I didn't think you were going to forgive me.
I don't think you're an asshole, Royal. I just think you're kind of a son of a bitch.
Well, I really appreciate that.

Did you say you were on Mescaline?
Eli: I did indeed. Very much so.

[fridge]

C = zoolander

What about this one:

Excuse me, is this the illegal chop shop? One of them illegal places where they chop up cars? Cuz I got a buick out here that belongs to my wife and i want to get the shit chopped up because the bitch aint been acting right!

[Honc]

B: Better Off Dead
H: Tennenbaums

[CaddyDaddy77]

H-- Royal Tennenbaums sp??

[Honc]

Originally posted by fridge
C = zoolander

What about this one:

Excuse me, is this the illegal chop shop? One of them illegal places where they chop up cars? Cuz I got a buick out here that belongs to my wife and i want to get the shit chopped up because the bitch aint been acting right!

Beverly Hills Cop

[altagirl]

A. Best in Show

[fez]

A = Best in Show

B = Better Off Dead

D = A Mighty Wind

E = Spaceballs

[edit]

Damn you people are fast!!

[/edit]

[Odin]

A = Best in Show

[altagirl]

You are all slow.

[DougW]

Movie I
A rich family in a small town, it makes the papers when one of them takes a shit!

Are we on "Cops" again?

He sells reproductions! His furniture's as fake as my orgasms!

Amber Atkins: My mom never hid the fact that my dad chose his career over us. What was it she always said?
Loretta: Once a carnie, always a carnie.
Amber Atkins: Mom still cries every time she sees a tilt-a-whirl or a fat

Fuckin' beauty queens blowing chunks everywhere. I-I've never seen anything like it before, and I live in L.A.

[altagirl]

Drop Dead Gorgeous

[DougW]

J

Death cannot stop true love. All it can do is delay it for a while

You rush a miracle man, you get rotten miracles.


Inigo Montoya: I donna suppose you could espeed things up?
Westley: If you're in such a hurry, you could lower a rope or a tree branch or find something useful to do.
Inigo Montoya: I could do that. I have some rope up here, but I do not think you would accept my help, since I am only only waiting around to kill you.
Westley: That does put a damper on our relationship

You fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous of which is "Never get involved in a land war in Asia", but only slightly less well known is this: "Never go in against a Sicilian, when *death* is on the line."

We'll never survive.
Nonsense. You're only saying that because no one ever has.

[Odin]

Princess Bride

[altagirl]

I just watched that last night. (This time I'm slow...)

[Chronic]

f = Spinal Tap

[DougW]

not a wrong answer yet, very good altagirl

[DougW]

Are you a cop?
As far as you know. Why? Did you steal this car?
I sure did.
Well, I'm not even sure that's a crime anymore. There've been a lot of changes in the law.

Oh, you've remodeled the garage. Must have cost you hundreds.

You know, if you shoot me, you're liable to lose a lot of those humanitarian awards.

Can I borrow your towel? My car just hit a water buffalo.

[Odin]

Fletch

[DougW]

Movie L

That bastard! Why didn't he tell us there was going to be a pop quiz?
That's the point of a pop quiz, Brewster... to surprise

No vampire's gonna want him anyway. Probably give him blood poisoning.

[DougW]

Movie M

It's like you're unraveling a big cable-knit sweater that someone keeps knitting and knitting and knitting and knitting and knitting and knitting...

I wouldn't sell my bike for all the money in the world. Not for a hundred million, billion, trillion dollars!

Whoever has the bike is obviously the person who stole it. So they don't deserve any rewards.

[VTskibum]

Originally posted by DougW
Movie M

Pee Wee's Big Adventure?

[CaddyDaddy77]

M Pee Wee's Big Adventure?

[DougW]

movie n

That's thirty minutes away. I'll be there in ten

Well, the thing on my mind right now isn't the good coffee in my cup, it's the dead nigger in my garage.

That's a pretty fucking good milkshake. I don't know if it's worth five dollars but it's pretty fucking good.

I think I have a broken rib.
From giving me oral pleasure?


I'm American, honey. Our names don't mean shit