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Thread: Fuck. WTF is there to do in the shithole that is Dallas...or Texas for that matter?

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    Hey I'm not saying I'd ever move back to TX but Florida? a.k.a. hell on earth? hehehe. I guess I'm the one laughing...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Particle View Post
    Hey I'm not saying I'd ever move back to TX but Florida? a.k.a. hell on earth? hehehe. I guess I'm the one laughing...
    i guess you havent been to florida before, because i was at the beach yesterday and it was sunny and 81 degrees...hell on earth

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    Quote Originally Posted by prestone818 View Post
    i guess you havent been to florida before, because i was at the beach yesterday and it was sunny and 81 degrees...hell on earth
    for most skiers, yes that is hell on earth.


    and as an answer for supus question, cheerleaders man, cheerleaders.
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    Florida...where every day is a gay man's powder day.

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    And still S Florida is 10 steps ahead of anywhere in TX: hotter chicks, real latin influence (not little mexico), and of course actual surfing.

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    Best thing to do in TX???

    LEAVE

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    Quote Originally Posted by whatcomridaz View Post
    And still S Florida is 10 steps ahead of anywhere in TX: hotter chicks, real latin influence (not little mexico), and of course actual surfing.
    Austin kicks Florida's ass, anyday. SICK mt. Biking, crazy great food, and hot, horny college chicks...22,000 of them.

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    Fuckthesouth.com said it better than I ever could:

    "And the next time Florida gets hit by a hurricane you can come crying to us if you want to, but you're the ones who built on a fucking swamp. "Let the Spanish keep it, it’s a shithole," we said, but you had to have your fucking orange juice."

    Florida, ha, I'd rather live in Uzbekistan.

    Edit: I agree, Austin does kick ass.
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    Only been there twice. Make the journey to Billy Bobs. As far as eating Kirby's is a great steak house. If you are up for an hour and a half drive the holiday Inn in Ardmore, OK has karoke on Wednesday night that gets the bar pretty crowded. Never been to the Stockyards but have heard there are many options there for whatever you want to do. It's not much but all I know about the wasteland.

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    Joe T. Garcia's in Ft Worth for some good mexican food.

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    I dunno about "Surfing" in FL - there's one spot that's good (Sebastian's Inlet,) and that usually only goes off about once a month. Honestly Hatteras has better surf IMHO, especially if you don't mind wearing a wetsuit.

    That said - if you can't have fun partying in South Beach or Key West you are either dead or your dick fell off. Yes Austin may be "cooler" due to more outdoorsy activities, but it's semi-pro at best in the food & Drink comparison.

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    Supu all I can say is that bar none: Dallas is the place where I've had the most fun on corporate bottomless expense account fueled junkets.

    I do not remember the names of any establishment I ever went to but I do know that every one was either in D/E or Gville.
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    "Holy dog shit. Texas? Only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy. And you don't look much like a steer to me so that kinda narrows it down. Do you suck dicks?"
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    Quote Originally Posted by ANON-505 View Post
    Maybe you should stop being a desk-jockey fag, and get a job that doesn't require sitting on your fat ass all day selling crap?

    Hahaha!

    SuPu= Desk Jocky, middle mangament sales fag!

    For all of the "I'm a big tough stud who's going to kick your ass" bullshit you spout, in fact...you're just a fucking cubicle monkey! hahahaha!
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    Unlike Eugene, OR - the least wack place on earth. Say Hi to all the little Anarchists for me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rideit View Post
    There is actually great food in Dallas, believe it or not.
    Yah the steak and barbecue (and I don't even normally like barbecue) in the Dallas area are pretty hard to beat. Might as well enjoy it while you there.

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    I did a year in Dallas, it sucked. That said, go eat at Gloria's for tasty Salvadorian. There's also some great dive Jamacian places to eat. Hmmm. Jerked goat (<- Slooow pitch).

    Now, for titty clubs. My favorite was Baby Dolls, my buddy swore it was a front for a whore house, but whatever. If you want to drop the $$$ The Lodge is the place to go, it's where Rodman spent alot of time when he was playing in Dallas. Don't get lured into the fully nude clubs, there isn't any client-dancer contact allowed, and they're BYOB with a high setup charge.

    There used to be some cool clubs down in Deep Ellum, but I've heard the area has changed alot since I left.
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    Have you ever been to DC, Steep?
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    SuPu, haven't been here (haven't been to Dallas in 15 years), but the reviews are excellent:

    http://www.stephanpyles.com/index.asp
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