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    if someone could help with vids and/or explicit instructions on the proper technique of the "snowplow" (a common phrase used to describe a method of decreasing speed on ski's) i would be very appreciative
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    Quote Originally Posted by Humble View Post
    if someone could help with vids and/or explicit instructions on the proper technique of the "snowplow"
    I'm usually up pretty early in the morning but I've got the technique down. You want the blade angled at about 35deg in light snow, 45-50deg in heavier stuff. Kick it back closer to straight when you get to your friend's driveways.......they'll appreciate the lack of a berm. Make sure you've got it tilted foreward enough to not dig into the asphalt because it will skip and make your truck handle poorly as you make your sweeps through the neighborhood. And as always.......aim for jibber kids in baggy clothes waiting on the bus to northstar.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MakersTeleMark View Post
    i do everytime i take a shower...

    you help me with the snowplow and i'll help you with your 12 steps!

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    Quote Originally Posted by kidwoo View Post
    I'm usually up pretty early in the morning but I've got the technique down. You want the blade angled at about 35deg in light snow, 45-50deg in heavier stuff. Kick it back closer to straight when you get to your friend's driveways.......they'll appreciate the lack of a berm. Make sure you've got it tilted foreward enough to not dig into the asphalt because it will skip and make your truck handle poorly as you make your sweeps through the neighborhood. And as always.......aim for jibber kids in baggy clothes waiting on the bus to northstar.
    you lost me in your techinal jargon
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    Quote Originally Posted by Humble View Post
    you lost me in your techinal jargon
    Dang son..........and I even left out all the hydraulic line installation stuff.

    Let's start over
    What kind of truck do you have?
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    Quote Originally Posted by kidwoo View Post
    Dang son..........and I even left out all the hydraulic line installation stuff.

    Let's start over
    What kind of truck do you have?
    i have independant trucks... and spitfire wheels but that isnt really very pertanent to this topic
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    Quote Originally Posted by Humble View Post
    i have independant trucks... and spitfire wheels but that isnt really very pertanent to this topic
    how are those on powder snorkel days?

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    Above all else, remember that leaning back on the tails is the best way to control speed in a proper snowplow.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Humble View Post
    i have independant trucks... and spitfire wheels but that isnt really very pertanent to this topic
    Actually it is.

    You might get stuck.


    The surface you have to skate on is directly related to how good of a plow job you did.........so this is important. You're going to need some old powell rat bones 85d wheels though. Ditch the spits.
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    1. angle skis in a triangle
    2. lower goggles so forehead is exposed
    3. double pole plant to start, repeat until desired speed is acheived
    4. weight on inside edges
    5. put one pole next to your side, racer-tuck style. other pole should be considered "freestyle" and can be held any way but racer-tuck style. if necessary twist one shoulder around so it drags.
    6. scream wildly, either in fear or joy, depending on experience and difficulty of run.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Arty50 View Post
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    Yelling snowplow is a definite necessity.

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    just wear a starter jacket (of your favorite football team) and the rest will come naturally
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    Quote Originally Posted by roorfan View Post
    just wear a starter jacket (of your favorite football team) and the rest will come naturally
    thanx!!! is it okay if it has 4 year old nacho cheese and duct tape on it?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Squatch View Post
    1. angle skis in a triangle
    2. lower goggles so forehead is exposed
    3. double pole plant to start, repeat until desired speed is acheived
    4. weight on inside edges
    5. put one pole next to your side, racer-tuck style. other pole should be considered "freestyle" and can be held any way but racer-tuck style. if necessary twist one shoulder around so it drags.
    6. scream wildly, either in fear or joy, depending on experience and difficulty of run.
    Most importantly, lock your knees, and lean back, the further the better!

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    I use a skid steer to plow snow. Works great.

    Oh, this is about skiing. Snow plowing causes knee pain and burning thighs when done properly.
    Last edited by i_ski_do_u; 11-09-2006 at 08:41 PM.

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    The bindings din must also be set no higher than your weight/100. This will ensure proper release before injury can occur.
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