Here's a few things that I learned about our sport on the lift with two 14 year old jibbers this week....
1. Our sport is now aparently called 'raging'.... "Yeah brah, I was raging earlier over on Styx....dude, that girl rages pretty hard...dude, where do you want to go rage now?" (attn KD, you guys now need to rename your magazine 'Powder: the ragers magazine'
2. Skis should be made without edges. "Dude, I hate it when you're like grinding a rail or like raging sideways and you catch your edge, they should seriously like take those things off."
3. Straight skis are the future of skiing. "Dude brah, I hate how like my skis are like fat at the tip. They just need to like make them straight so they don't look so gay. Dude and your tips (reffering to his friends Head Mad Trix) are like square. That's so fucking gay."
And all of this wisdom in just a 10 minute period.
God, please save our sport from itself again....![]()
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