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Thread: I'm so popular!

  1. #1
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    I'm so popular!

    Put an ad out for one open position. Took 2 1/2 days to distribute 100 applications. Still getting 4-5 calls per hour.

    Everybody wants to work for me!
    Living vicariously through myself.

  2. #2
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    Dear Mr. Popular,

    I am in search of a new career, what qualifications must an applicant possess to work for you?

    Sincerely,

    Job Wanted
    A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects.
    Science-fiction author Robert Heinlein

  3. #3
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    You clever dog, I already found his job listing!

    http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/lax/13899919.html

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