Jesus, he is writing a book on skiing.

**char** · 02-05-2004, 11:58 PM

**The AD** · 02-06-2004, 12:02 AM

I don't know. When he first started posting on the Powder board I was convinced he'd get with the program, but he's continued his JONGishness unabated for months. In fact, I think he's getting worse! Did you see the photos he scanned? They were the funniest efforts at scanning I've ever seen. He didn't even bother to put the pictures on the scanner straight.

**seldon** · 02-06-2004, 12:06 AM

no one tell him we exist.... i feel bad about JONGing him cause he's obviously completely oblivious to the fact that hes being retarded most of the time...

yeah, when i was new i got jonged and trolled etc repeatedly... but that stopped after like 5 posts (and now phUnk will jong me... you can COUNT on it). this kid has been at it for how long?

**char** · 02-06-2004, 12:09 AM

http://biglines.com/photos/blpic17985.jpg

**Lumpy** · 02-06-2004, 12:10 AM

Kids got drive...gotta give him that.

**bluewood_skier** · 02-06-2004, 12:27 AM

^ yeah he does. did anyone read the first chapter? if the whole book is like that i doubt anyones gonna want to read it.

**nightpanda** · 02-06-2004, 12:48 AM

I just get a good laugh from reading his posts since they are a little out there.....but the attempt to scan photos was by far the funniest he's done yet.

**horizon** · 02-06-2004, 04:36 AM

That stuff is crap. I don't think I can find a single sentence free of cliches (though it IS hard to read them all; my eyes glaze over). The attempts at humour are sweatingly laboured. And the guy wants really hard to impress himself, presumably as a strategic first step to impressing others.

I wasted far too many words on this review. But I'm tempted to register on powmag just to tell him to drop it. He may thank me when he grows up for saving him from embarassment.

Edit: right, I did register and hammer the text.

Blurred Elevens · 02-06-2004, 05:02 AM

His work reminds me of a little known writer named Ernest Hemingway.....Except Ernest wasn't gay.....not that there's anything wrong with that.....

**Anxious Mo-Fo** · 02-06-2004, 06:31 AM

Gotta be a goof. No way that was serious.

**vertigo** · 02-06-2004, 06:55 AM

...Except Ernest wasn't gay.....[/B]

that's a matter of quite a bit of controversy tho isn't it?

**Karl Stall** · 02-06-2004, 08:20 AM

It's entertaining over there , but I think that I will become a crazed insane hater should he ever stumble into these parts.

Whoever said it is right: he's getting worse.

I'll read the material later for some laughs.

**dipstik** · 02-06-2004, 09:21 AM

Originally posted by Anxious Mo-Fo
No way that was serious.

You'd like to think that wouldn't you?

this is by far my favorite line “Goodnight, me scrotes,” was my final answer. Scrote was an affectionate term, short for scrotum, applied to all of us whenever we felt an obligation to be facetious. "

who is this kid, and what does he want from us? I recruited "powderchick" over here after Max started giving her advice on what kind of skis to get.

**Plakespear** · 02-06-2004, 09:55 AM

Originally posted by Blurred Elevens
Except Ernest wasn't gay

Anyone who put as much effort into crafting such a macho public image obviously is hiding something.

Sorry about the hijack.

**Mountain Junkie** · 02-06-2004, 10:25 AM

You guys are still pissed that he won those skis.

**grrrr** · 02-06-2004, 10:54 AM

quote:
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...Except Ernest wasn't gay.....[/B]
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Originally posted by vertigo
that's a matter of quite a bit of controversy tho isn't it?

Well, his daughter was.

**InspectorGadget** · 02-06-2004, 12:13 PM

Is it remotely possible that his manuscript is written on a roll of Charmin?

**DaveTV** · 02-06-2004, 02:23 PM

At least I picked up a new line..

“Goodnight, me scrotes,”

**gincognito** · 02-06-2004, 02:27 PM

Whenever I see this subject line, I think Jesus is writing a book about skiing.

Sick and ashamed and happy (and not able to wrap my head around the theological implications),
d.

**The Reverend Floater** · 02-06-2004, 03:05 PM

Originally posted by gincognito
Whenever I see this subject line, I think Jesus is writing a book about skiing.

Sick and ashamed and happy (and not able to wrap my head around the theological implications),
d.

Exactly. And Amazon shows no record of it.

**Odin** · 02-06-2004, 03:10 PM

Blessed be the pow seekers, for they are the chosen ones.

**altagirl** · 02-06-2004, 03:13 PM

Originally posted by gincognito
Whenever I see this subject line, I think Jesus is writing a book about skiing.

Sick and ashamed and happy (and not able to wrap my head around the theological implications),
d.

And in an unprecedented move, this thread has taken a turn for the better...