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    BURRITO!!!

    I just came home for lunch and I'm havin' another burrito. I'm at like 5 a week mimimum and it never gets old. It's a cheap item to make and mighty tasty. This has been going on for too long, I should be sick of burritos by now. Tell me doc, what's wrong with me?

    (besides the fact I should be at Sunday River and I'm stuck here today!Aaaarrrrrgggg!!!)

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    traininvain = harpo
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    Good topic: What do you put in your custom crafted (homemade) Burritos? It's easy to order it up, but when you're doing the building, whatcha got? Me:

    Toritilla
    spanish rice
    black beans
    Chalula
    (chicken nuggets optional)
    "All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring."

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    I can get 2 bean burritos, salsa, ketchup, and a large soda at my local hill for $5.00. If I could only eat one food for the rest of my life, it would be those. And cherry-flavored Pez.

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    Tortilla
    Beef
    Refried Beans
    Cheese
    Salsa
    Soak it in a green chili sauce

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    At the risk of hijacking, that movie is among the best ever. Or at least it was when I first viewed it as a young teen.

    Sick and ashamed and happy (and I don't shut up, I grow up, and when I look at you, I throw up),
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    Re: BURRITO!!!

    Originally posted by trainnvain
    I'm at like 5 a week mimimum and it never gets old.
    5 a week? I had 5 yesterday, i'll have 5 more today!! As long as I can get 10 packs for 2.50 at albertsons I see no end to it.

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    Re: Re: BURRITO!!!

    Originally posted by flykdog
    5 a week? I had 5 yesterday, i'll have 5 more today!! As long as I can get 10 packs for 2.50 at albertsons I see no end to it.
    Fortunately Bush speaking of protecting our food supply, so your Burrito pipeline is not in jeapordy.
    "All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring."

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    1 pound ground turkey
    1/4 red onion
    1/2 can refried beans (with the green chile)
    rice
    10 oz black bean
    salsa
    chili seasoning
    cheese
    sometimes (when I'm feeling really crazy) sour cream.

    Brown the ground whatever
    drain excess
    add a cup and a half of water, red onion, chili seasoning (and franks red hot to boot!) and crank the heat 'til bubbly boilly for about 7-8 minutes (until the water is just about reduced)
    add in the refried beans (this will break down, thus thickening up the mixture)
    Salsa can either be thrown in now or after
    Did you start your rice? Well, get on on it! That shoulda been done while you were simmering your meat!

    Mix rice and filling thoroughly, add cheese, blahblahbla......

    Voila! meal of the gods. Bon appetit!

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    Originally posted by trainnvain
    1 pound ground turkey
    1/4 red onion
    1/2 can refried beans (with the green chile)
    rice
    10 oz black bean
    salsa
    chili seasoning
    cheese
    sometimes (when I'm feeling really crazy) sour cream.

    Brown the ground whatever
    drain excess
    add a cup and a half of water, red onion, chili seasoning (and franks red hot to boot!) and crank the heat 'til bubbly boilly for about 7-8 minutes (until the water is just about reduced)
    add in the refried beans (this will break down, thus thickening up the mixture)
    Salsa can either be thrown in now or after
    Did you start your rice? Well, get on on it! That shoulda been done while you were simmering your meat!

    Mix rice and filling thoroughly, add cheese, blahblahbla......

    Voila! meal of the gods. Bon appetit!
    Might give this a run tonight!
    "All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring."

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    damn, I feel bad about eating microwave burritos as my dinner 3 out of the last 4 nights. They're damn tasty though, and only 2.69 for 10.

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    Originally posted by gincognito
    At the risk of hijacking, that movie is among the best ever. Or at least it was when I first viewed it as a young teen.

    Sick and ashamed and happy (and I don't shut up, I grow up, and when I look at you, I throw up),
    d.
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    "When the night
    Has come
    And the land is dark..."
    It's till good, one of the best ever. Written by Stephen King, something a lot of people don't know.

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    not sure of the brand, but there's packaged black beans and rice at the supermarkets where i live...
    http://www.cubanfoodmarket.com/Merchant2/arr01294l.jpg
    all the spice ratios are good, and it's simple to make. basically you add the water, maybe some oil and just simmer. with some cheese, veggies and meat as desired and wrapped with a jumbo, flour tortilla it's a nice ride. i don't go for the flavored, trendy "wraps" tortillas because they're a ripoff. roasted-red pepper tortilla? please.

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    Originally posted by Twoplanker
    It's till good, one of the best ever. Written by Stephen King, something a lot of people don't know.
    Yup. The Body. Two of the four novellas in Different Seasons have gone on to be pretty fine flicks (The Shawshank Redemtion being the other (Apt Pupil was less fine, and I can't see the Breathing Method ever being translated to the screen)).

    Sick and ashamed and happy (and, yeah, burritos, I like burritos (although evidently not as much as some of yous)),
    d.

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    Hijack...

    Hey, Lardass! Chow down, Wide Load!

    Mayor:
    Heh-heh-heh ... GO!

    Lardass:
    <<The contestants bury their faces and begin eating. Within a few seconds, Lardass has finished his first pie.>>
    Done!

    Lardass:
    Done!

    Travis:
    Done!

    Lardass:
    Done!

    Mayor:
    <<Aside to Lardass, who is way ahead of the other contestants.>>
    You better pace yourself if you wanna hold out, boy.

    Crowd:
    Lardass! Lardass!

    Gordie:
    What the audience didn't know was that Lardass wasn't really interested in winning. What he wanted was revenge, and right before he was introduced he'd gotten ready for it.
    <<Cut to flashback scene showing Lardass drinking a quart bottle of Castor Oil and eating a raw egg just before the start of the contest.>>

    Gordie:
    <<Cut back to the contest in progress.>>
    Diving into his fifth pie, Lardass began to imagine that he wasn't eating pies. He pretended he was eating cow-plops, and rat guts in blueberry sauce.

    Crowd:
    Lardass! Lardass!

    Lardass:
    Done!

    Gordie:
    Slowly, a sound started to build in Lardass' stomach. A strange and scary sound, like a log truck coming at you at a hundred miles-an-hour. Suddenly, Lardass opened his mouth, and before Bill Travis knew it he was covered with five pies worth of used blueberries. The women in the audience screamed. Bossman Bob Cormier took one look at Bill Travis and barfed on Principal Wiggins, who barfed on the lumberjack that was sitting next to him. Mayor Grundy barfed on his wife's tits. But when the smell hit the crowd, that's when Lardass' plan really started to work. Girlfriends barfed on boyfriends. Kids barfed on their parents. A fat lady barfed in her purse. The Donnelley twins barfed on each other, and the Women's Auxiliary barfed all over the Benevolent Order of Antelopes. And Lardass just sat back and enjoyed what he'd created—a complete and total barf-o-rama!

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    Re: Re: BURRITO!!!

    Originally posted by flykdog
    5 a week? I had 5 yesterday, i'll have 5 more today!! As long as I can get 10 packs for 2.50 at albertsons I see no end to it.
    Do they deliver?

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    I'm fairly partial to homemade refried beans with queso and chopped onions cooked in. Best topped with small quantities of very hot ranchero.

    For a change try black beans with feta. Unorthodox, but nice.
    Living vicariously through myself.

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    Chalula
    NO.

    TAPATIO.
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    Originally posted by PlayHarder
    Tortilla
    Beef
    Refried Beans
    Cheese
    Salsa
    Soak it in a green chili sauce
    I don't smoke, but when I first read PlayHarder's response I saw:

    Tortilla
    Reefer
    Cheese
    Salsa
    Soak it in a green chili sauce
    Interesting recipe, no? Burrito first course, reefer for dessert?


    Speaking of movies, both Stand By Me and Shawshank Redemption were fabulous. I feel the need to watch both again. Any parents out there; I wonder if Stand By Me is a bit much for my 9 & 11 year old children.
    A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects.
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    Interesting recipe, no? Burrito first course, reefer for dessert?
    No, no, no - Reefer first, then burrito for the ensuing munchies.

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    Originally posted by Barnballs
    NO.

    TAPATIO.
    Better still: Tamazula

    Or, if you are down on the Baja and can bring me back some, there is a dark brown rich salsa that comes in a small ketchup bottle with a Mexican psuedo-French name. I'm racking my puny brain for the name right now...
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    Sway Dough

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    That one took me a minute.
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    Me JONG!

    The vernacular escapes me.

    I don't get it.
    A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects.
    Science-fiction author Robert Heinlein

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    mmmmmmm..... burritos

    DJSapp's burrito recipe will remain just as DJSapp's guacamole recipe: secret*.






    *The only reason said recipies are secret is that DJSapp actually has no idea of quantities and proportions involved.


    And Chalula kicks Tapatio's ASS! [/rerun]
    I've concluded that DJSapp was never DJSapp, and Not DJSapp is also not DJSapp, so that means he's telling the truth now and he was lying before.

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