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Thread: TGR COTW: Victoria

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    TGR COTW: Victoria

    Ah Victoria,
    The most beautiful snow creature, how can you be so gorgeous, yet so rad? Your backside slash off the spine, straightlining through the rock bands and your sluff, and then the calm, too-easy heelside carve in the apron, raising a curtain of snow into the air that hangs for what seems an eternity.

    Could you ever feel the same way about me? I am but a skier, and a younger man as well. But I see how perfect you really are, more than the others. I implore you, believe me! I fear I may kill any who get in my way. For their sake, love me...


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    you're supposed to be creepy on craigslist, not the board, but yeah, she's hot, and I should know
    "Climb the mountains and get their good tidings. The winds will blow their freshness into you, and the storms, their energy. Your cares and tensions will drop away like the leaves of Autumn." --John Muir

    "welcome to the hacienda, asshole." --s.p.c.

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    I suggest starting a shrine in your closet full of pictures taken from afar with a telephoto lense. If you love is really true, then step it up and go through her garbage for some souvenirs and sleep outside her window at night with a high powered rifle. Ladies love that shit!

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    Next time Nobis is drunk, steal his blackberry and get her phone number.

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    i vaguely remember seeing her on an episode of mtv cribs... something about her truck, sled, and a house plastered with snowboards?
    slopstyle crosscarver junior

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    Quote Originally Posted by dblatto View Post
    you're supposed to be creepy on craigslist, not the board, but yeah, she's hot, and I should know
    That Veronica Vaughn is one hot piece of ayss.

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