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  1. #76
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    Exclamation

    Originally posted by iceman
    Tooth?!? You can't handle the tooth!!
    No, YOU can't handle the tooth.

    That's why you're not an orthodontist.
    It's idomatic, beatch.

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    When I grow up I want to be a maxillofacial prosthodontist.

    Tooth decay makes my day.
    A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects.
    Science-fiction author Robert Heinlein

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    Originally posted by mushmouth
    very territorial here, but i still like the reading, pic's etc... all get's me in the mood. so will be sticking around.

    if all this makes me a JONG, then wtf...JONG it is.
    This is the correct attitude. You are right, we ARE a bit territorial, we like the place and want to keep it how we like it. Don't let a bit of hazing get your undies in a knot.

    Or else do, and continue to be hazed (I'm not implying it will stop immediately - the only way to make that happen is to post naked pics of yer girlfriend, wife, sister...basically anyone who's handy*).

    It's up to you.


    *Someday this will work, I'm sure of it.

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    Talking

    Originally posted by iceman
    *Someday this will work, I'm sure of it.
    Ya just gotta BELIEVE!

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    cheers to that.

    hopefully will have some nice photos from this weekend at tahoe...it's a bach party so if not skiing...others.
    ...And the greatest ice must crumble when it's flower's time to grow.

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    Originally posted by mushmouth
    hopefully will have some nice photos from this weekend at tahoe...it's a bach party so if not skiing...others.
    Um...so, where is this bachelor party going to take place??

    heh, heh. j/k
    bc-lovah

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    I run a themed porn website where we create videos of having sex with women that are under anesthesia in dentist's chairs.

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    I own a Dental Floss farm in Montana.
    yepper

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    Originally posted by iceman

    *Someday this will work, I'm sure of it.
    At least we got pictures of Tahoe-skiers gfs thong that one time. That wasn't all that bad.

    But its true, post nekked pics of your sister/gf/hot mom, someone good lookin' and we'll all be your friends.

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    I beat dead horses.

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    Originally posted by iskibc
    I beat dead horses.
    Somebody's in a mood.

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    Originally posted by phUnk
    I run a themed porn website where we create videos of having sex with women that are under anesthesia in dentist's chairs.
    whoa dude.

    yeah, that seems about right.
    you sketchy character, you

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    hahah yeah this is a funny thread......by the way im a...............taco truck owner!......but i used to go to the dentist.
    yeah

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    I study dental hygiene in the porn industry

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    Thumbs up

    Originally posted by 1080Rider
    But its true, post nekked pics of your sister/gf/hot mom, someone good lookin' and we'll all be your friends.
    Try to get em to hold up a plate of hotdogs, preferably while smiling.

    We've got a thing for that.

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    Originally posted by mushmouth
    it's a bach party.

    http://titanicrecords.com/bach.jpg
    It is Bach and it rocks
    It's a rock block of Bach
    That we learned in the school
    The school of hard Knocks.
    "There is a hell of a huge difference between skiing as a sport- or even as a lifestyle- and skiing as an industry"
    Hunter S. Thompson, 1970 (RIP)

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    Originally posted by interloper
    I own a Dental Floss farm in Montana.
    I thought that was Buster's job.
    "There is a hell of a huge difference between skiing as a sport- or even as a lifestyle- and skiing as an industry"
    Hunter S. Thompson, 1970 (RIP)

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    Originally posted by Plakespear
    I thought that was Buster's job.
    He's interloping . . . . oh wait, now I am too.

    I thought Buster's job had something to do with one-time use membranes of some kind.
    A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects.
    Science-fiction author Robert Heinlein

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    Everyone here is my former Dentist. No need to go anymore though, my last tooth fell out yesterday...

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    I used to own a dental office, but then someone convinced me to be a pirate on weekends. I got scurvey and lost all of my teeth, and subsequently all of my business. For some reason nobody likes a dentist with scurvey.
    I've concluded that DJSapp was never DJSapp, and Not DJSapp is also not DJSapp, so that means he's telling the truth now and he was lying before.

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    Originally posted by DJSapp
    I used to own a dental office, but then someone convinced me to be a pirate on weekends. I got scurvey and lost all of my teeth, and subsequently all of my business. For some reason nobody likes a dentist with scurvey.
    Now open wide and say AARRRRRR!!

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    Wink

    Originally posted by snowjob
    Now open wide and say AARRRRRR!!
    Thank you iceman.

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    AAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! !!

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    Professional floss stretcher...to one side of the lips or the other.
    Not soliciting business through casual internet associations

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    Originally posted by divegirl

    And I'm a dentist office-themed porn video producer.
    And we haven't seen any of your work in awhile...'bout time for another round isn't it?
    Not soliciting business through casual internet associations

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