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  1. 02-04-2004, 02:19 PM #51
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    Originally posted by mushmouth
    thinking JONG may be:

    Jerk Off the New Guy
    Pretty sure nobody here wants to jerk you off, dood.
    You know, there's like a butt-load of gangs at this school. This one gang kept wanting me to join because I'm pretty good with a bowstaff.
  2. 02-04-2004, 02:31 PM #52
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    Originally posted by Honc
    Pretty sure nobody here wants to jerk you off, dood.
    Just what I was thinking.
  3. 02-04-2004, 02:46 PM #53
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    Originally posted by 1080Rider
    ...poped over the log...
    Hey 1080,

    Is poping over a log anything like genuflecting in a mountain-top pew?



    Mushmouth,

    I put people in debt; thus sentencing them to a life not unlike indentured servitude.

    Can I git an "AMEN" bruthas-n-sistas!
    A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects.
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  4. 02-04-2004, 02:48 PM #54
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    Originally posted by Tyrone Shoelaces
    you really gotta put your talents to work on the stripe design in the actual paste dude....can you make it come out in plaid?
    We're test marketing it in Scotland right now. It isn't selling too well, though. But dental care products never sell too well in the British Isles. However I'm working on a cheetah print paste right now, and rumor is Chad Fleischer is going to endorse it.
    "There is a hell of a huge difference between skiing as a sport- or even as a lifestyle- and skiing as an industry"
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    Originally posted by divegirl
    And I'm a dentist office-themed porn video producer.
    And I play a dentist in the aforementioned videos.
    D'oh!!
  6. 02-04-2004, 02:54 PM #56
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    Amen, Gidget... i realize I "ain't you brotha", but you follow rule 1 well: aquire assets.
    ...And the greatest ice must crumble when it's flower's time to grow.
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    and this thread has gone to poop.
  8. 02-04-2004, 03:02 PM #58
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    Amen, Gidget... i realize I "ain't you brotha", but you follow rule 1 well: aquire assets.
    ...And the greatest ice must crumble when it's flower's time to grow.
  9. 02-04-2004, 03:04 PM #59
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    Question

    How could one possibly make a double post 8 minutes after the first one?????
  10. 02-04-2004, 03:08 PM #60
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    Unhappy

    i don't know. as you may have noticed i'm new, and new people do wierd things.
    ...And the greatest ice must crumble when it's flower's time to grow.
  11. 02-04-2004, 03:11 PM #61
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    Wierd seems a bit complementary to me.

    You wear your JONG title well.
    A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects.
    Science-fiction author Robert Heinlein
  12. 02-04-2004, 03:21 PM #62
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    I'm an oral X-Ray technician.

    I'm too much of a JONG to be a Dentist...
  13. 02-04-2004, 03:21 PM #63
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    very territorial here, but i still like the reading, pic's etc... all get's me in the mood. so will be sticking around.

    if all this makes me a JONG, then wtf...JONG it is.
    ...And the greatest ice must crumble when it's flower's time to grow.
  14. 02-04-2004, 03:26 PM #64
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    heh! you maggots make me laugh.

    haven't seen a JONG post this much in a while...

    Oh, I'm an oral surgeon, catering only to the select few.
    you sketchy character, you
  15. 02-04-2004, 03:28 PM #65
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    Originally posted by altachic
    Oh, I'm an oral surgeon, catering only to the select few.
    And can she ever operate!
    Your dog just ate an avocado!
  16. 02-04-2004, 03:30 PM #66
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    student........of dentistry.
    Last edited by schuss; 02-04-2004 at 03:34 PM.
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    I'm not a dentist, but I play one on TV.
    You may remeber me from such films as "Natural Born JONGers"
    "Indiana JONGs and the temple of JONG" and "Cool Hand JONG"
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    my dayu njob ios getting druck!!!
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    I should clarify...i only cater to "theman"
    you sketchy character, you
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    Originally posted by altachic
    I should clarify...i only cater to "theman"
    dantheman?
  21. 02-04-2004, 03:51 PM #71
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    I play a dentist in porn movies. Just finished wrapping up Fillings of Passion. Check it out at your local XXX video store.
    Your dog just ate an avocado!
  22. 02-04-2004, 03:51 PM #72
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    You dentists are all alike. I'm a doctor, and you know what they call a doctor who couldn't make it through medical school? A dentist!
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    I grow pot.................
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    but seriously I am an Orthodontist
  24. 02-04-2004, 04:05 PM #74
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    I'm a natural materials dental floss producer.

    Maybe someone will even get what I'm getting at.
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  25. 02-04-2004, 04:06 PM #75
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    gyncologist. but im a dentist as my night job

    jk. im a student... of dentistry.
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