What's your day job?

**Plakespear** · 02-04-2004, 12:56 PM

Graphic design for Aqua-Fresh.

**stompinlines** · 02-04-2004, 12:59 PM

Periodontist

**trainnvain** · 02-04-2004, 01:00 PM

Anybody can be a dentist. I'm an automotive technician.

**BanditXXX** · 02-04-2004, 01:03 PM

Professional Disco Dancer!!

**BanditXXX** · 02-04-2004, 01:05 PM

........and a Dental Dam Polisher on the graveyard shift

**Tyrone Shoelaces** · 02-04-2004, 01:05 PM

Originally posted by Plakespear
Graphic design for Aqua-Fresh.

you really gotta put your talents to work on the stripe design in the actual paste dude....can you make it come out in plaid?

**mushmouth** · 02-04-2004, 01:07 PM

i should have expected some crap being new...so that's all fine.

while I'm at it, i'll give some people who need it, another chance to go off and ask.... what's JONG?

bring it.

**iceman** · 02-04-2004, 01:13 PM

Originally posted by mushmouth
what's JONG?

Just One Nice Guy.

**divegirl** · 02-04-2004, 01:13 PM

You're a Jong.

And I'm a dentist office-themed porn video producer.

**acostiga** · 02-04-2004, 01:13 PM

is there a 'welcome wagon' thread for this board?

**1080Rider** · 02-04-2004, 01:14 PM

I won't tell you what a JONG is but I will tell you a little story.

There I was, at the top of my favorite little stash that would hold pow for days. I was careful to sneak off the run making sure no one saw me so they wouldn't follow. I ducked the fallen tree, poped over the log, side slipped under the guardrail, then poled for a little ways. Finally I made it. I sat there dreaming of the shit I'd do. Out of nowhere some JACKOFF comes flying by and poaches my line. I was shocked, I stood there like some fackin' NEWBIE to the slopes. I collected my thoughts and headed after him. I caught up w/ him halfway down the slope, I was on my K2 el camino's so I could ski a lot faster than him. Those things just drive through the pow instead of floating, they rock. I shoved him down as he made a turn. He fell and yelled "what the hell are you doing dude." I said this is my run, I don't let people ski here. He said stfu you GAPER and punched me in the nuts. I passed out and woke up a little later. He wasn't around, but I've never seen his tracks on my run again.

**mushmouth** · 02-04-2004, 01:24 PM

thinking JONG may be:

Jerk Off the New Guy

anyway...good story.

**powderhound** · 02-04-2004, 01:28 PM

school and ski, til i land a job. homework has me tied up today, other than that the Bird looks socked in. Another weather day for the Freeski Nationals?

**xboat** · 02-04-2004, 01:33 PM

1080 - LMFAO!

damn near forgot - i give out free chewing tobacco to everyone at ski areas.

**iceman** · 02-04-2004, 01:33 PM

Originally posted by powderhound
school and ski, til i land a job. homework has me tied up today

HAHAHAHA.

You're a dentist and you know it.

**Vinman** · 02-04-2004, 01:36 PM

Fill in the blank

Herbie wants to be a _________________

**1080Rider** · 02-04-2004, 01:37 PM

Oh yeah, I'm a tooth fairy.

**homerjay** · 02-04-2004, 01:40 PM

I wanna be a mother fuckin' hustla

you better axe somebody

**Cornholio** · 02-04-2004, 01:47 PM

Originally posted by Tap
take out the "the" and you have your official welcome

Uhhh....

**Buzzworthy** · 02-04-2004, 01:49 PM

right now, shifting with anticipation and stoke to get 2 hours south for the MINI!!!

Otherwise I sell stuff and things. Expensive stuff and things.

**The AD** · 02-04-2004, 01:50 PM

I'm also a dentist. Remember that Brady Bunch episode where Marcia falls in love with her dentist? That was all the incentive I needed...

**joshbu** · 02-04-2004, 01:57 PM

I'll give you one guess what I do.

A little hint: it begins with a 'd' and ends with an 'entist'

**mushmouth** · 02-04-2004, 01:58 PM

you're a dpimpentist???? me too!

**board** · 02-04-2004, 02:05 PM

Originally posted by acostiga
is there a 'welcome wagon' thread for this board?

I really like the abbreviated version Pinner posted a couple weeks ago !

**el_jefe** · 02-04-2004, 02:05 PM

Originally posted by Vinman
Fill in the blank

Herbie wants to be a _________________

Herbie the Elf
Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer (1964)
PATIENT: Abominable Snowman
REASON FOR VISIT: Sharp incisors threaten protagonists.
TREATMENT: Yank all after patient pushed over cliff.
OUTCOME? Herbie opens North Pole practice; Abominable joins forces of good.
BEST LINE: Herbie with Rudolph. "You don't mind my red nose?" "Not if you don't mind me being a dentist." "It's a deal!"