Check Out Our Shop
Results 1 to 9 of 9

Thread: Explosive components, Rocket Launcher, and Nuke suit found in UK Home!

  1. #1
    Join Date
    Jan 2004
    Location
    It's gorges here
    Posts
    950

    Explosive components, Rocket Launcher, and Nuke suit found in UK Home!

    Police in the UK have recovered 22 chemical components of explosives from 2 men in Pendle - wherever the hell that is. This is believed to be the largest haul of explosive components ever found at a house in the UK. Also found in the house were rocket launchers(s), literature and a nuclear biological suit.

    Sounds like a big deal?

    Now, here's why you won't hear about it:
    The folks in question are Robert Cottage (49), of Talbot Street, Colne, and David Bolus Jackson (62), of Trent Road, Nelson. Cottage is an ex-BNP member who stood as a candidate in the Pendle Council elections in May.

    Yep, home-grown, right-wing, anglo-saxon extremists. It's McVeigh for the U.K.

    Regardless of whether or not this story is accurate, and it might not be, imagine if the two men were Muslim. Do you think the press would stick to quiet, restrained headlines buried deep in the paper until they had a full airing of all the facts? Or do you think they would have splashed it all over the front page?

    http://www.pendletoday.co.uk/ViewArt...icleID=1806619

    http://www.burnleycitizen.co.uk/disp...ves_charge.php

    http://www.timesonline.co.uk/article...394446,00.html
    My dog did not bite your dog, your dog bit first, and I don't have a dog.

  2. #2
    Join Date
    Jul 2002
    Location
    Suckramento
    Posts
    21,977
    Quote Originally Posted by Will View Post
    Police in the UK have recovered 22 chemical components of explosives from 2 men in Pendle - wherever the hell that is. This is believed to be the largest haul of explosive components ever found at a house in the UK. Also found in the house were rocket launchers(s), literature and a nuclear biological suit. The culprit was identified only as a "automotive journalist" with an unfortunate tendency to wear capri pants.


    .................
    Quando paramucho mi amore de felice carathon.
    Mundo paparazzi mi amore cicce verdi parasol.
    Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.


  3. #3
    Join Date
    Oct 2003
    Location
    slc
    Posts
    19,240
    Yep, if they were muslim they would have had a press conference, probably with balloons and Queen singing "We are the Champions."

  4. #4
    Join Date
    Oct 2002
    Location
    Shadynasty's Jazz Club
    Posts
    10,323
    Quote Originally Posted by Dantheman View Post
    Yep, if they were muslim they would have had a press conference, probably with balloons and Queen singing "We are the Champions."
    I thought you said THE Queen. That would be pretty sweet!
    Remind me. We'll send him a red cap and a Speedo.

  5. #5
    Join Date
    May 2005
    Location
    The U of K
    Posts
    750
    Pendle? I've skiied there a few times on the dry slope. Inbreds the lot of 'em!

  6. #6
    Join Date
    Jul 2002
    Location
    Suckramento
    Posts
    21,977
    Quote Originally Posted by Mr.Scruff View Post
    Pendle? I've skiied there a few times on the dry slope. Inbreds the lot of 'em!
    Well that nails it...it was definitely Roo




    btw....anyone who admits to skiing a "dry slope" should take care throwing accusations of inbreeding around
    Quando paramucho mi amore de felice carathon.
    Mundo paparazzi mi amore cicce verdi parasol.
    Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.


  7. #7
    Join Date
    Jan 2005
    Location
    Camden, innit?
    Posts
    2,178

    Post

    Pendle is best known for its witches.

    FACT!
    fur bearing, drunk, prancing eurosnob

  8. #8
    Join Date
    May 2005
    Location
    The U of K
    Posts
    750
    Quote Originally Posted by Arno View Post
    Pendle is best known for its witches.

    FACT!
    Inbred witches! Stingy inbred witches who can only afford about 10m of snowflex!

  9. #9
    Join Date
    Oct 2003
    Posts
    8,881
    Quote Originally Posted by Mr.Scruff View Post
    ho can only afford about 10m of snowflex!
    thats a bad thing?
    Elvis has left the building

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •