How Can We Be Lovers If We Can't Be Friends?

**grizzle6** · 10-05-2006, 12:27 PM

Michael Bolton is a true pimp.

**ill-advised strategy** · 10-05-2006, 12:43 PM

**PaSucks** · 10-05-2006, 12:48 PM

That no-talent ass-clown!

**Steven S. Dallas** · 10-05-2006, 02:17 PM

"Why should I change my name? He's the one who sucks."

**ill-advised strategy** · 10-05-2006, 02:19 PM

"I told those fudge-packers I like michael bolton's music"

**AbsolutStoli** · 10-05-2006, 03:44 PM

"you can call me mike."

**Woodsy** · 10-05-2006, 04:02 PM

AB, if you concieved your child to the sweet sounds of Michael Bolton, it will be born with a cleft palate and a wall-eye.
fyi

**Cornholio** · 10-05-2006, 04:03 PM

Originally Posted by Woodsy

AB, if you concieved your child to the sweet sounds of Michael Bolton, it will be born with a cleft palate and a wall-eye.
fyi

Maybe, but his voice will be like honey.

**grizzle6** · 10-05-2006, 04:17 PM

Originally Posted by Cornholio

Maybe, but his voice will be like honey.

And his hair like strands of succulant silk...

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