Stupidest thing you've ever done...

[P_McPoser]

I don't feel like typing the whole story. But in Mammoth over 4th of july, I found out my Teva trail running shoes are not fire proof.

[MeatPuppet]

Begin posting in political threads on TGR.

[DocChronic]

1. getting arrested for "possession of deadly weapon". It was a cutoff broomstick for proping open hood. (eventually got dropped after paying scum lawyer money)

2. getting waaay to drunk in mammoth. tell girls we met i'll drive them back to campsite (no i didn't get any) get 2wd truck stuck in sand. sleep in truck with no water whatsoever and major cotton mouth. hike to hwy 395 in early am to hitch ride back to mammy and get roomate. drunk ass me was so f'd up i get a ride and after like 10 mins dude says where you going? i say mammoth and he laughs. i was so turned around i hitched on the wrong side of hwy (going north instead of south) so he drops me in June lake.

[Flaskman]

*I bought* a house with my girlfriend and didn't get my name on title before things started to drift. Now it's her fricken house...

[P_McPoser]

*I bought* a house with my girlfriend and didn't get my name on title before things started to drift. Now it's her fricken house...

you are de winner!

[maddog]

The stupidest thing I've ever done...? That would either be the 100 firecrackers I lit in my bedroom, or the time I asked my friend, "Wouldn't it be cool if I ran up the road and you shot me in the back with your bb gun?" Strangely enough, I was stone cold sober both times!

[GheePup]

I shot my friend in the back with a bb gun. He shot me in the foot after racing a bottle of Segrums 7 with another friend. So, I grab the gun from his drunk ass and pump it twice while he is running away. Pretty sure he felt no pain until he was puking and naked in the bathtub.

[doublediamond223]

you are de winner!

Yeah, concur.

[MonkeyBear]

1.Wasted in South Lake bar Cabo Wabo with a couple of my boys after a good day in the POW. Went to bathroom, got in a fight with this guy because I went to spit in to the sink and hit the mirror. Punched the guy and took off because I heard security coming. In a druck stooper Made it up to my room and key wouldn't work. Started banging on the door and screaming. Some guy answered door in his underwear and explained to me at Harvey's room 302 not Harrah's 302.

On a cruise in mexico, took the hottest girl on the boat to my room. She wanted it bad, we started drinking some Captain and coke that I snuck on. After it started flowing she want to go to her room for something, had more drinks. Went back to my room to do the dirty, had more drinks. Next thing I remeber I am my roomate wakes me up in the bathroom in a pool of my own vomit. He was accompained by the rest of my buddies any a camera. The girl would even look at me for the rest of the cruise and the pictures of my lonley night have been circulating for years.

[Pow4Brains]

Early high school, we pretty much made napalm out of rubber cement. “We” decided it would be fun to throw at a car…….the car turned out to be a cop car. Watching a flaming cop car with sirens blaring and lights flashing driving down the street was humorous at the time. We where never caught.












There is a statute of time limitation right?!?!?!?!! Holy fuck was I a dumb kid!

[Alyeska_Skibum]

Took a road trip to Las Vegas with a friend last month 2 months ago and lost my job in the oil fields.
Looks like I'm headed back to Costco for the time being