sorry if this is a re-run.

"Dear Technical Support,
>>
>>18 months ago, I upgraded to Girlfriend 1.0 from DrinkingBuddies
>>4.2, which I had used for years without any trouble. However, there
>>are apparently conflicts between these two products and the only
>>solution was to try and run Girlfriend 1.0 with the sound turned
>>off.
>>
>>To make matters worse, Girlfriend 1.0 is incompatible with several
>>other applications, such as GuysNightOut 3.1, Football 4.5, and
>>Playboy 6.9.
>>
>>Successive versions of GirlFriend proved no better. I tried a
>>shareware program, Hooker 2.1, but it had many bugs and left a
>>virus in my system, forcing me to shut down completely for several
>>weeks.
>>
>>Eventually, I tried to run GirlFriend 1.2 and Girlfriend 1.0 at the
>>same time, only to discover that when these two systems detected
>>each other they caused severe damage to my hardware.
>>
>>I eventually upgraded to Fiancée 1.0, only to discover that this
>>product soon had to be upgraded further to Wife 1.0. While Wife 1.0
>>tends to use up all my available resources, it does come bundled
>>with FreeSexPlus and Cleanhouse 2006.
>>
>>Shortly after this upgrade, however, I found that Wife 1.0 could be
>>very unstable and costly to run. Any mistakes I made were
>>automatically stored in Wife 1.0's memory and could not be deleted,
>>they then resurfaced months later when I had forgotten about them.
>>
>>Wife 1.0 also has an automatic Diary, Explorer and E-mail filter,
>>and can, without warning, launch TurboBitch and Multi-Personality.
>>These latter products have no Help files, and I have to try to
>>guess what the problem is.
>>
>>Additional problems are that Wife 1.0 needs updating regularly,
>>requiring ShoeShop Browser for new attachments and Hairstyle
>>Express which needs to be reinstalled every other week. Also, when
>>Wife 1.0 attaches itself to my Porsche 911 Turbo hard drive, it
>>often crashes.
>>
>>Wife 1.0 also comes with an irritating pop-up called MotherInLaw,
>>which can't be turned off.
>>
>>Recently I've been tempted to install Mistress 2006, but there
>>could be problems. A friend of mine has alerted me to the fact that
>>if Wife 1.0 detects Mistress 2006, it tends to delete all of your
>>Money before uninstalling itself."
>>