Yeah, my zippers are wrecked and the crotch is splitting and the legs are all thin and pilling up and one of the legs is ripped at the boot cuff area but I still prefer them to other Pata alternatives. I went into Patagonia to see what they had and she looked at my pants and said, "Oh, we'll just warranty those and give you a new pair." After 20 mins of trying stuff on, I walked out with my old shitty Super Guides.

Thanks all for the ideas, I will try a few of your suggestions. I don't usually hang on to gear like an old Swedish farmer.