Only in San Francisco...

[seanyob]

Got a new pair of leather speedos...

Shit, I thought I was going to be original with the leather Miami meat tent this year.....Dammit!!

[TeleHoar]

That picture show a total of 6 "provacative openings of love."

BTW: this emoticon looks an awful lot like a love doll--->

[Evmo]

SF is amazing... I have lived here for 5 years and I still get surprised regularly...

To date one of the best things I have seen was an argument between two homeless people on the street (one woman with mean dog, one man), almost escalating to a fight, dog tries to bite man, man gets pissed, goes to payphone to dial 911. Woman, claiming that guy attacked her, goes to the back-to-back payphone of the one the guy is on, to call 911 on him. Awesome.

[psychkub]

You should have your camera ready for the upcoming Folsom Street event

[FrankZappa]

I got a girl with a little rubber head
Rinse her out every night just before I go to bed
She never talked back like a lady might do
And she looks like she loves it every time I get through
And her name is P-I-N-K-Y
P-I-N no lie
K-Y me-oh-my
She's 69 - 95, give her a try
P-I-N-K-Y
P-I-N I cry
K-Y don't be shy
69 - 95 boy, give her a try
Her eyes 's all shut in an ecstasy face
You can cram it down her throat, people, any old place
Throw a little switch on her battery pack
You can poot it, you can shoot it till your wife gets back
And her name is P-I-N-K-Y
P-I-N I cry
K-Y don't be shy
69 - 95 boy, give her a try
I got a girl with a little rubber head
Rinse her out every night just before I go to bed
She never talked back like a lady might do
And she looks like she loves it every time I get through
Her eyes 's all shut in an ecstasy face
You can cram it down her throat, people, any old place
Throw a little switch on her battery pack
You can poot it, you can shoot it till your wife gets back
You can poot it, you can shoot it till your wife gets back
You can poot it, you can shoot it till your wife gets back
You can poot it, you can shoot it till your wife gets back
You can poot it, you can shoot it till your wife gets back
You can poot it, you can shoot it till your wife gets back




Frank Zappa Ms Pinky lyrics

[H-wood]

In SF for the week and I saw the same chick yesterday- she was sleeping on the Marina Green and using her lingerie-clad inflatable friend for a pillow.

[irul&ublo]

I'm 95% certain that is, in fact, Prince Harry.

I'm thinking more like Roo w/ a red wig. Check out the telltale capri pants.

[supermodel159]

On Geary anything is possible

[MashedPotatoes]

I was blue and lonely, I couldn't sleep a wink
And I could only get unconscious if I'd had to much to drink.
There was somehow, something wrong somewhere, and each day seemed grey and dead
The seeds of desperation were growing in my head.
I needed inspiration, a brand new start in life,
Somewhere to place affection, but I didn't want a wife.
And then by lucky chance I saw [in] a special magazine
An ad. that was unusual, the like I'd never seen,
"Experience something different with our new imported toy,
She's loving, warm, inflatible and a guarantee of joy."
She came all wrapped in cardboard, all pink and shrivelled down
A breath of air was all she needed to make her lose that frown.
I took her to the bedroom and pumped her with some life,
And later in a moment that girl became my wife.
And so I sit her in the corner and sometimes stroke her hair
And when I'm feeling naughty I blow her up with air
She's cuddly and she's bouncy, she's like a rubber ball,
I bounce her in the kitchen and I bounce her in the hall.
[And now my life is different since Sally came my way]
I wake up [in the] morning and have her on a tray
She's everything they say she was and I wear a permanent grin,
And I only have to worry in case my girl wears pins.

Be My Girl - Sally
Words and music Sting and Andy Summers