Alyeska Today

[Odin]

Remember with Pepsi product $10 off lift ticket prices, and winterfest new equipment demos starting from 1 to 3 at the base of chair 4.

I'll be the one in the black jacket, silver Giro helmet, w/ no-ka-oi's flailing down the mountain.

as they say on the Alyeska snow-phone......

"ski you there"

[Phil]

Hey Odin how's April sound. Good time to come up for some touring ? And maybe a heli drop ?

[Odin]

Si Claro

April is greatness, and both of those things are a possibility. The later you come in April the more time I will be out touring. Although we do happen to go through a nasty shedding cycle for spring around May or so.

[AK G-Dog]

Originally posted by Odin
I'll be the one in the black jacket, silver Giro helmet, w/ no-ka-oi's flailing down the mountain.

Odin - So hot right now.

Where the hell were you on Friday???

[Odin]

Passed out from theraflu, ritz crackers and flem.

Which pretty much describes Saturday as well to a t.

edit- I also forgot to mention that I missed demoing, the Brand New Sanouks, the S-lab Swallow Tail Solomans, and the littany of other straight from SIA skis that they had at the demo.

[AK G-Dog]

Originally posted by Odin
Passed out

Ah, the memories...

I bitched out on Friday as well. Wrenched on the sled all night then re-did it all on Saturday. Found deep powder on Sunday and it was only 25 miles off the road. You copuld skin that in a day, or two...

Got a couple more people heading over to Valdez. Not sure if they are taking a moho or gonna stay in Valdez.

Did you go yesterday? If so, how did you miss out on the demos? Don't those people know who you are? The PW decal held on with scotch tape should have clued them in...

When you going back to Valdez? Going to board night this week? I heard there was some drunk guy there telling people he could "increase their chances of winning the big prize" if they slept with him.

[Odin]

Yeah, I went yesterday. Met up with a non-maggot friend on the tram and proceeded to lap a bunch of stuff until he snapped his pole coming out of that other little hidden chute skiers left and over the hump at the bottom of christmas. Then on the way down from leaving him I got to the demo right as they closed it.

BTW thanks to the a-hole who took the sollys out for a test ride and kept the rental techs up there almost an hour after they closed because he didn't return them. I am sure they appreciated waiting up in the cold and having to post a sign for him to return them at the bottom of 6.

I should be going to board night again this week, and making my usual incomprehensible appearance in Humpys again.

I am just destroying my No Ka Ois now. I am going to need to epoxy and ptex this week.

[AK G-Dog]

I am going to try and hit up board night this week. I may have to bring the old lady and she will want to bring her stupid, hot, easy friends. Not too sure about that one. Maybe talk about some Valentine's Day plans over an IPA or 6. I know these dumb broads will want to go now. They think skiing is "Super Sick" and skiers are so "tight". You know dumb girl stuff.

[Rusty Nails]

G-Dog!

Been too long, dude. Hope things are going well for ya up there. Still in the same gig? Drop a PM and tell me about this whole "ol' lady" thing...

Rusty

[Woodsy]

Originally posted by Rusty Nails

Been too long, dude.

I agree we need da smoov,

[Rusty Nails]

Heh. I'm finally posting pretty regularly again -- life/work finally slowed to a manageable pace! I'll bring back da smoov... Mmmmm. Damn.

[Woodsy]

thank Gawd,
we have had to rely on phunk & hes smoov like asphalt

[AK G-Dog]

I am sure you heard that this winter has been epic, best season in years.

Odin has pretty much ownerized Alyeska. The locals ask him questions now. He still could use some more smoov lessons though. His plan of getting really drunk and lying to women needs some improvement or "imsmoovment" as I like to say.

Man, I hope that old lady with the guitar and the macramé shawl is at Humpers on Wednesday...

[Rusty Nails]

Fack,

Are you still infatuated with the notion of screwing a crooning barmaid with false teeth and an AARP card? She still trying to sex ya up about every other weekend up there?

I feel like I've somehow neglected a duty by not being there to mentor young Odin in the ways of smoovness... there is a good side, and a dark side to da smoov... I fear he is falling to the dark side.

[AK G-Dog]

Originally posted by Rusty Nails
I fear he is falling to the dark side.

And you don't know the half of it. Fuuk Mi and Sook Yu (mother/daughter hooker team straight outta Thailand) was a dark, dark night. I am sure he could have used your common sense much more then my encouragement.

I keep telling you guys, I was trying to hook YOU up! I was just "greasing the skids". I think she was interested. I will tell her you said hello.

BTW, her name is Diane and she is a nice lady.

[Odin]

Originally posted by AK G-Dog
I was just "greasing the skids".

So, THAT is what that bottle of lube was for........



NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF THE DARK SMOOVE



Hating on the thread tactics gotten out of the way:

[phunk] Why don't you guys just pm each other instead. [/phunk]

[pinner] Why don't you guys just turn around and talk to each other[/pinner]

[icemang] Why don't you guys just call each other [/icemang]

[AK G-Dog]

I have made note of "your" suggestions.

PM is out of the question as the size is limited to 1000 characters and your behavior as of late warrents much larger messages. Plus, this way you (and everyone else) knows exactly what we are saying about you.

I would call, but you would not want me wasting any more of your tax dollars, would you?