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    PSA: Weatherman position available

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    That was funny.
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    Tourrete's?

    I love how he stands there smiling afterwards.
    ...Some will fall in love with life and drink it from a fountain that is pouring like an avalanche coming down the mountain...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chainsaw_Willie
    Tourrete's?

    I love how he stands there smiling afterwards.
    probably saying to himself

    "Oh mother fucking whore bitch, we were on the fucking air. whore whore whore...where did i put my fucking resume? now just smile at the camera"
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    I love the inflection he throws onto "SHIT" and how quickly he transitions to smiling with his hands in his pockets.

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    He should look at it as a positive thing. This is a chance for him to move on, and improve his quality of life.


    OUCH!!!
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    whats up with weather forecasters these days

    http://www.break.com/index/weather_girl_rip_cunt.html
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    whats up with weather forecasters these days
    No kidding.

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    You just had to see it coming with that last guy.

    As to the first guy, I don't understand how he could've not known he was on-air. He didn't even pause or take a breath before ripping that off, just tacked it on, hurriedly even, to the last thing he said.
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    maybe i've been in the office too long but...

    "Fuck you mother-Whore SHIT!"

    Grin on his face at the end tells me he meant it. Gonna go watch it again
    Everyone needs to believe in something. I believe I will have another beer!

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