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Thread: The problem with letting your 2 year old have a sip of your beer is....

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    The problem with letting your 2 year old have a sip of your beer is....

    that she might like it!

    less beer for you!
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    heh- my 2 year old is always trying to grab my beer, too. We have successfully renamed seltzer "coke" though, so she thinks she's getting a treat when we give it to her. We get very funny looks from people when she's tugging on my shirt saying "more coke more coke pleeeassse daddy!" though.
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    Quote Originally Posted by OldLarry
    "more coke more coke pleeeassse daddy!" though.
    Sounds like a couple of my ex-girlfriends.
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    My three year old cousin calls it "bubble juice."

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    Daughter points to Natty Light can and now says "daddy's".


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    Some Indians at the rodeo back home got arrested for letting their little kid take gulps of their beer, rather than sips. I laughed. You get to see some funny stuff on the rez.

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    The problem with letting your 2 year old have a sip of your beer is....


    She may (deservedly) end up stealing your screen name.

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    man i love beer when i was really little...
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    My dad drank shit beer. Natty light, bud, miller etc. So everytime I tried to drink some as a little kid, I left with the impression that beer sucked.

    I hate what that bastard tried to do to me.
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    Our 3 y/o loves have a sip of dad's beer now and again, which for the most part is fine.

    Except when at a friend's house for dinner when you say no and the kid says

    I always drink it at home! Come on, dad, give me some beer!!!


    Yikes.

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    I was raised on beer and chewing tobacco.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kidwoo
    My dad drank shit beer.
    I hate what that bastard tried to do to me.
    Wait till you have kids. Shit beer is still beer at least.


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