I got my ski boots on...

[GheePup]

...and a little bit of weed in my pocket. What the hell happened last night and why do I have a black eye? I remember getting the weed but I don't remember what happened to my left upper cheek bone. Can someone please fill me in on the details? Hmmm...at least I managed to stumble back to my truck for a nice sleep in the bed. DUI=fukt. I may be stOOpid but at least I am not dumb.

What does this have to do with having my ski boots on? I dunno but at least my feet are warm and Anomaly rocks! Go see it when it comes around.

[skier666]

Eat a banana, take some advil, and guzzle a can of beer....if not mistaken, I've seen you do that before...at your truck.

As for ski boots, mine smell.

[fluffballs]

.....but they look like sneakers

[GheePup]

Bannana and Advil are for pussies. I got a beer or 6 in me now so I am golden. Now I just have to wake up for work tomorrow.

Edit: and maybe come up with a good excuse why I have a black eye? Still a bit confused about that one.
Edit 2: I don't drink cans of beer. It's bottles and only bottles for me except the PBR 24oz cans last night.

[yogachik]

.if not mistaken, I've seen you do that before...at your truck.

I have too. Ghee, I actually think this is kinda sad, and not funny anymore.

[GheePup]

I have too. Ghee, I actually think this is kinda sad, and not funny anymore.

Thanks Yoga. Note taken. I do still have my ski boots on though and they feel gooood.

[upallnight]

i think you can actually get a DUI ifyou're in your vehicale and drunk -- you don't have to be driving.

seriously -- the way the law sees it is that if you have the keys and are near the ignition, you have the potential to drive drunk (

i think the folks above are trying to help you. pretty much all your posts touch on being drunk, drinking that moment, or plans to do so.

a local buddy got fuct with the DUI thing a few months back and his life is a total mess. don't want to see you go the same way, although it sounds like you're at least smart enough not to drive.

[Mudfoot]

In Colorado you can get a DUI for being passed out in your vehicle with your keys in your pocket. So if you get to your truck and decide that you are too drunk to drive you need to give your keys to someone else before passing out, or have it together enough to hide them somewhere you will remember when you wake up and be able to convincingly lie to the cop about how you got in your truck and where your keys are. Good fucking luck.

[The Suit]

and Anomaly rocks! Go see it when it comes around.

Just thought I'd point out the important part of this post.

[upallnight]

Just thought I'd point out the important part of this post.

there was a good crowd, esp with the weather not being too cooperative.

i had to park near the vertical/TML -- on the southern side -- and saw some drunk guy (this was @ 830...moments before the flick started) in a plaid shirt. i was (honestly) wondering if it was gheepup.

the guy was not in good shape, even at that hour.

[GheePup]

i think you can actually get a DUI ifyou're in your vehicale and drunk -- you don't have to be driving.

seriously -- the way the law sees it is that if you have the keys and are near the ignition, you have the potential to drive drunk (

i think the folks above are trying to help you. pretty much all your posts touch on being drunk, drinking that moment, or plans to do so.

a local buddy got fuct with the DUI thing a few months back and his life is a total mess. don't want to see you go the same way, although it sounds like you're at least smart enough not to drive.

Sleeping in the cab of my truck with the keys on me can definetly get me a DUI. Sleeping in the bed of the truck under the canopy is a different story. Thanks for the concern.

BTW, I no longer have my boots on.

[GheePup]

Just thought I'd point out the important part of this post.

Now that is the most important part of this post.
Thanks to The Suit for realizing it and pointing it out.

[Yeti]

In Colorado you can get a DUI for being passed out in your vehicle with your keys in your pocket.

Same goes for New Hampshire. In a slight variation on the theme, my poor pal Gleek went down to his truck, got in the passenger side, and put the key in the ignition so he could use the cigarette lighter. Busted.