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  1. 09-15-2006, 08:51 PM #1
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    Numero uno Bitch!

    Every year, the season starts for me getting my pass on the first day there avaliable. Every year, I try to get the lowest number on my pass.

    I've been 22,
    I've been 007
    I've been 004
    I've been 002

    But this year I am numero Uno 0001 Bitches!

    So the rest of you Baker freaks can get your ass in line behind me.
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  2. 09-15-2006, 08:54 PM #2
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    You must be so proud....
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  3. 09-15-2006, 09:17 PM #3
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    Wow, you are a junkie.
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    man, getting the 001 is so easy. If you really want a challenge pick a random number out of a hat. Something 634. Then try and get that one.
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  5. 09-15-2006, 09:28 PM #5
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    Ty is right MBS, you're taking the easy way out you slacker.
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    He had to camp outside the office door for 3 days just to make sure
    I don't care what number I get, I'm just hoping to get music for pass deal again. I'm sweating hoping they'll take pity on my broke fiddle playing ski addicted ass!
    In drove this drunken madman and stopped on a dime! Unfortunately the dime was in Mr. Rococo's pocket!
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  7. 09-15-2006, 09:42 PM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by mtbakerskier
    Every year, the season starts for me getting my pass on the first day there avaliable. Every year, I try to get the lowest number on my pass.

    I've been 22,
    I've been 007
    I've been 004
    I've been 002

    But this year I am numero Uno 0001 Bitches!

    So the rest of you Baker freaks can get your ass in line behind me.
    Emmitt Smith

    James Bond

    Lou Gehrig

    A pencil


    Congrats on being number 1.

    Will you go for 00 next year?


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  8. 09-15-2006, 09:45 PM #8
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    UNO, i like that game. Wild draw four bitches
    .:the womens, getting after it:.
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  9. 09-15-2006, 09:51 PM #9
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    This is better than uno.
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  10. 09-15-2006, 10:14 PM #10
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    New Avatar

    It's time to move on and get yourself a new avatar Mr. Numero Uno!
    -Shh!! THEY can hear everything!
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  11. 09-15-2006, 10:30 PM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vets
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  12. 09-15-2006, 10:37 PM #12
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    Nothin wrong with 01. I say good on ya.
    There's a lot to be said for nowhere.
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  13. 09-15-2006, 10:43 PM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lady Jane
    It's time to move on and get yourself a new avatar Mr. Numero Uno!
    Fixed. No more bitch in the avatar.
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  14. 09-15-2006, 10:47 PM #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by mtbakerskier
    Fixed. No more bitch in the avatar.
    Much Better! Now you are free of old Punani and can look for a woman who doesn't spit so much!
    -Shh!! THEY can hear everything!
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  15. 09-15-2006, 10:48 PM #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by mtbakerskier
    Fixed. No more bitch in the avatar.
    Recent demographic tests show that sluts are better than bitches 9 times out of ten.
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  16. 09-15-2006, 10:55 PM #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by truth
    Recent demographic tests show that sluts are better than bitches 9 times out of ten.
    True.

    But the Ex was a slutty bitch, so that isnt exatly good.

    BTW props to mr Hop, for finally becoming a good enough of a slut to make it into my avatar
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    I'm with fiddler -- I just want my free pass, dammit. Or else it's Stevens and my sled all winter. I tried to go to the office today, but they were closed at 5:30pm. Sorry for working 10's, I guess.

    Hey Grant, tell us all the story of how you got evicted -- again! Cops, breaking shit, homebrew, etc.
    OOOOOOOHHHH, I'm the Juggernaut, bitch!
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  18. 09-15-2006, 11:50 PM #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by BakerBoy
    I'm with fiddler -- I just want my free pass, dammit. Or else it's Stevens and my sled all winter. I tried to go to the office today, but they were closed at 5:30pm. Sorry for working 10's, I guess.

    Hey Grant, tell us all the story of how you got evicted -- again! Cops, breaking shit, homebrew, etc.
    Well I didnt get arrested.......

    But I did get even by inflicting a fiar amount of pain
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  19. 09-15-2006, 11:59 PM #19
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    so, do you get a free rain poncho for this feat of timeliness?
    I hear they come in handy round baker way....



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  20. 09-16-2006, 12:04 AM #20
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    Quote Originally Posted by BakerBoy
    I'm with fiddler -- I just want my free pass, dammit. Or else it's Stevens and my sled all winter. I tried to go to the office today, but they were closed at 5:30pm. Sorry for working 10's, I guess.

    Hey Grant, tell us all the story of how you got evicted -- again! Cops, breaking shit, homebrew, etc.
    who's got the vid???
    that would be good.
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  21. 09-16-2006, 12:07 AM #21
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    Quote Originally Posted by splat
    who's got the vid???
    that would be good.
    Well the real vid footage would be my drunk ass in downtown linden with an open container. Footloose. Fuck Yeah!
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  22. 09-16-2006, 12:18 AM #22
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  23. 09-16-2006, 12:36 AM #23
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    Um, Okay....so how many times will you catch FIRST CHAIR this year?
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    Quote Originally Posted by col_surfer
    Um, Okay....so how many times will you catch FIRST CHAIR this year?
    First chair is for amertures. I am all about hitting it up early with control crew
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  25. 09-16-2006, 12:53 AM #25
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    What, no #0069?
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