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  1. 09-14-2006, 04:59 PM #1
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    To whomever said...

    life gets better with age, never spent four days at the Vegas Hard Rock...especially over Rehab Sunday at the pool after turning 40.

    Complete craziness.
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  2. 09-14-2006, 05:01 PM #2
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    We need pictures and the full story you bastard.

    HB you old fart.
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    happy birthday
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    That was borderline incomprehensible!
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    Quote Originally Posted by truth
    We need pictures and the full story you bastard.

    HB you old fart.
    Summed up in one quote...

    "The chicks are hot, the dudes buffed. There's no fugging way I'm taking my shirt off. Hell, I should be sipping prune juice and vodka during the 1 pm lounge act at the off strip Hilton."

    Thanks for the HB...day 364 of year 39 was a tough one.

    The chicks at that place sported more ink than guys...I was especially intrigued by the twins with matching devil tail tatoos coming out from the netherword and wrapping down their legs.

    More steriods than the entire pro-cycling world and all the Olympic class sprinters combined.

    I had more body hair on my wide gut than all the dudes combined.

    Kudos to whoever barfed on our motel room door on night #1...I at least had the class to blow chow in the Mandaley Bay (after the umpteenth straighter of well tequilla, anyone can straight shot Patron...yeah a waste of good well tequilla).

    Did make it to the peeler bar across the street with the sig. other...mo' betta scenery at the pool. You know, its dark, us old folks have a hard time seeing in the dark.

    Well, nice to see everyone. Back to repairing my sprinkler system and prostate meds.
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  6. 09-14-2006, 06:12 PM #6
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    Look at the bright side. You have 10 fine years ahead of you in your youthful 40s before you trade in the prostate meds on Viagra. That reminds me... A recent survey showed that at the age of twenty 90% of men have sex four times a week and that by the time they reach 40 they are still capable of telling the same pathetic lie.

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    If masturbation is sex, then four a week is weak.
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    Well, there you have it. To make your million bucks, figure out a painless, effective way to remove tattoos. The coming years will see a huge demand.
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  9. 09-14-2006, 08:19 PM #9
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    Happy belated Birthday...

    Seems to me you might be having a hard time with the number 40...
    Forget about the number and just remember life is what you make of
    it. There are a lot of people on here in their 40's and 50's
    they look great and it seems they are having a great time.
    Bet soon enough you will realize life does get better with age.
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    From one big 'ol lug to another ('cept you're alot younger): Happy Birthday, Lumpster!!
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    Happy B-day Mr. Lumpy!

    Let's get some pow turns this year, somewhere.
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  12. 09-14-2006, 09:27 PM #12
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    Holy shit my friend....you are old

    Im glad you had a great time.

    we need to get together perhaps we will see you at that kids house who is ten years younger than you?

    take care bud
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    yep..

    know whatcha mean...was there this past wknd...didn't realize camo was so friggin' hot.

    Never left the bj table in the pool between 1 and 6pm Sat., kept the water temp nice and toasty for the surrounding patrons.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Barnballs
    Never left the bj table in the pool between 1 and 6pm Sat., kept the water temp nice and toasty for the surrounding patrons.
    BJ table? Damn, we need to get one of those in Tahoe. I'll talk to management and get on that STAT!

    Happy Birthday, Lumpy! 40 isn't so bad. You're only half dead just like lph.
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    I just spent the weekend in Vegas myself. A friends wedding, as well as a tune-up for SIA. Attempted to go to the Rehab session on Sunday at the Hard Rock, until I found out it was $20 or $30 to go sit by a fucking pool for non-guests. Ended up spending the entire day going around in circles on the River Pool at the MGM while alternating between 190 Octane slurpees and bloody mary's. Quite relaxing.

    Happy b-day old man!
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    Happy birthday, ol' boy!

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