Lamest personalized license plates

[The AD]

I wished PUSSY WAGON was painted across the tailgate.

NOPENIS would also be apropos.

[Flexon Phil]

I always wanted to get 0O0O0O0...you know, just to confuse anyone trying to call it in.

I guess that's pretty ghey.

There is a Volvo in my area with a variation of that, I am surprised that it got through.

[bad_roo]

I always wanted to get 0O0O0O0...you know, just to confuse anyone trying to call it in.

I guess that's pretty ghey.

Brownmonkey's plate actually was.

[iceman]

What does "Bootla" mean?

[powbmps]

Growing up I used to always see 'FUKAWE' (as in "where the fuck are we") on a little Fiat convertable. It seemed pretty funny in high school.

The developer that built my last house had 'URMONY' ("your money" haha) on his nice new 911 convertible. Of course I didn't see that until after he cried about how much of a deal he was giving me.

[truth]

Someone needs to fly past him with the plate "PWN3D"

Not many people are gonna fly past a CSL.

[Steven S. Dallas]

The people down the street from my family's house on Cape Ann have a little old-style Mercedes convertible with the plate 13909.

Anyone?

[Hutch]

http://www.brainyzip.com/zips/zip_13.html

13909 is not a ZIP code, but if it was, it would be in Binghampton, NY, site of that great 1970 acoustic dead show that starts with Don't Ease Me In. So, they're probably huge deadheads.

[adam]

I'd use:

00O0Oo0

[Steven S. Dallas]

13909 is not a ZIP code, but if it was, it would be in Binghampton, NY, site of that great 1970 acoustic dead show that starts with Don't Ease Me In.

This is the correct answer.

Seriously, I would expect Ice to know this- but that's probably it.

[TeleHoar]

Found this today...

[Hutch]

what do I win? When I was 10 my dad told me that he was going to give me his mercedes convertible (300SL?) when I turned 16. I got golf clubs.

[ak_powder_monkey]

the liscence plate of the truck of the hottest sisters at my highschool read ski4evr

[leroy jenkins]

It seems like everyone in Montana has some dumbass plates or a really dumb bumber sticker.


I saw a bumper sticker today that said "First Things First". Huh? I just don't get it at all.
Not that that one is any worse than any of the others, but its the only one I can remember.

[snowsprite]

Ooops, BM dropped his toilet scrubber!

Sprite

[shmerham]

Not many people are gonna fly past a CSL.

You've obviously never been to Seattle. I pass BMW's, Mercedes, Porsche's, Corvettes, and Ferraris with and without vanity plates. Hardly anyone drives fast here (or average for that matter). Squirrel99 and I are probably the fastest drivers on the road when we're out there and we both own outbacks.

In my experience fast cars don't get driven fast very much. a) they're huge targets for state police and b) they're often bought for status and not performance

Do you really see CSL's driving around at 160 mph?

[Steven S. Dallas]

Trick question! The human eyeball can't register anything going over 159.9 mph. There are actually thousands of CSL drivers circling your home right now.

[pappag]

I've seen the following in NY/NJ:

* PLUR --> pass the pills please!
* XUSMCSRG --> don't date his daughter
* PLTINUM --> fucking tool in a rice rocket
* BLKLAMBO --> no shit it's a black lambo you fucktard
* MY BMW --> refer directly above
* MD ADD --> can't say anything bad about this guy
* I8URH2 --> seen on a badass cammo-colored Humvee

[bad_roo]

Do you really see CSL's driving around at 160 mph?

Where that picture was taken... yes.

[truth]

Where that picture was taken... yes.

Werd.


Shmerham, I drive the shit out of mine every time I get in it. The world is just one big race track to me. I'd never own a performance car and not drive it like it was stolen. Tickets are simply part of the cost of ownership.

[steve]

Today I saw a benz with a plate that said "GR8 RLTR"

when I sell my house, I know one realtor I'm not going to call.

[Hutch]

Just saw an Audi TT hauling ass down State street with the plate: 4SAKEN

[Cornholio]

There's an Audi around here with the plate "INNEY"

It took me like 2 weeks to get it.

[pappag]

Forgot to add that one of my college buddies got "GOOOOOL" when he was in high school. Seven years later, he still has this plate. Pretty stupid if you ask me.

[sea2ski]

My aunt has the following plate- GIVEN2ME.

People are always asking if she wants to sell the plate.